Joel Embiid Wants You to Know About His Massive D*ck

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That foot though

Unfortunately, we can no longer in good faith believe in the legend of “Who wants to sex Mutombo.” But when the sports gods close one door, they open another, in the form of new 76er Joel Embiid in a car with a smaller, whiter person:

White kid: “I’m like 5’10″ and I got a seven inch dick.”

Embiid: “You never do that shit you know?”

Off camera: “Who’s got a bigger dick?”

Embiid: “OF COURSE ME! I’M THE N*GGA”

Barstool has the video here. And with this, we know in our heart of hearts, that Hinkie made the right call. Also, as a side note, there’s no way Embiid is wrong here.

25 Comments

  1. Another dick-size post to go with one of the many other man-crush posts today.

    Break out your purple dog toys. It’s one of those days.

    Well-done Jim. You are now jsut like your Boss. You know.. Without the Bold though.

    • I bet Embid only sticks that thing in white women, try a sista out dude! Keep it real in the field , homie

  2. Yea Nigar! I’m from Texas and everything is bigger in Texas

  3. Six figure Scotty

    June 27, 2014 at 2:40 pm

    Kyle and Jim can you do us all a favor and start tagging your posts either. #Homo or #no Homo

  4. Soon enough that traffic slut will be trying to get that BBC in her mouth.

  5. this is a shame

  6. Jim & Kyle's Penis Panel

    June 27, 2014 at 2:59 pm

    At least you two mo’s are back talking about things you know about and not trying to pretend that either of you have valid draft opinions/knowledge. Ever notice Kyle only get hyped about the most hyped picks? Definitely listens to Top 40, that guy.

  7. Hey Jim:

    Never fucking link Barstool Sports again.

    Never.

    For as much as a dbag Kyle is, that fucking “El Pres” guy at Barstool is 10x the cock gobbler.

    Capiche?

  8. Nick the dick Foles

    June 27, 2014 at 3:15 pm

    I think it’s time for an old fashioned cock off, bubba the love sponge style!

  9. CBGA Ball Washer

    June 27, 2014 at 3:21 pm

    This is the internet, Jim. You can curse here.

  10. Smdh…fukd up…

  11. William Rhodes

    June 27, 2014 at 3:31 pm

    Is he sitting in my HS science lab?

  12. With apologies to Sling Blade

    June 27, 2014 at 3:35 pm

    There are two college basketball players pissing over the side of a bridge. A 5-10 white guard from St John’s and a 7 foot center from Kansas. The white guard says Damn, this water is cold.
    The 7 foot center says and it’s deep too.

  13. Charlie Brown

    June 27, 2014 at 3:39 pm

    It’s a TMZ world, and we are just living in it.

    Seriously, why the fuck do we care about this?

  14. Name my Johnson

    June 27, 2014 at 4:00 pm

    Embiid nicknamed his “Mikey Miss”

    • Malcolm Missanally

      June 27, 2014 at 4:57 pm

      Kind of a misnomer. It probably get poked into black people’s business less than Mike’s nose.

  15. Oh great…in addition to Kyle & KāC being absolutely in love with the black cock, here comes the new douche, Jim, desperately trying to outdo the both of them in his quest to have the best “black dick story. “

  16. Chip Kelly's Calves

    June 27, 2014 at 4:15 pm

    ugh

  17. Phil A. Delphia

    June 27, 2014 at 4:17 pm

    What is wrong with you Kyle? Seriously?

    • It was Jim, but it’s not your fault. Who would have thought they’re would be two “bloggers” so interested in athlete’s cock sizes.

  18. megyn kelly's tits

    June 27, 2014 at 8:19 pm

    Jillian Mele said that’s her family photo and you can’t use it without her permission. UD Police agree.

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