I really hope he’s got better child-holding form: Dom Brown has reportedly been placed on the paternity leave list. To fill his spot, the Phillies have recalled Aaron Altherr, the dude who Ruben was apparently going to trade.
via John Clark
Phillies, Writer/Editor: Jim Adair
July 2, 2014 at 12:03 pm
I did something I thought I’d never do on this site. I found a headline amusing.
Jim, you bastard. Who the fuck do you think you are?
July 2, 2014 at 12:05 pm
could this be our lou gherig for wally pipp story?
July 2, 2014 at 12:14 pm
Can see Dom on tinder an hour after his baby is born
July 2, 2014 at 12:55 pm
July 2, 2014 at 1:09 pm
I have been so tuned out on the phillies that this is the first time I saw how badly he misplayed that ball; I thought he was supposed to be an athlete. Granted he was off balance but I don’t think he clears a phone book on that jump. That is ok though, its a long season and everything evens out; at least that is what Dom always tries to say.
July 2, 2014 at 1:39 pm
now we can see old dumb brown on 16 an pregnant
July 2, 2014 at 1:42 pm
Wonder what we could have now if Ruben traded him last year.
July 2, 2014 at 1:46 pm
Another Ruben Amaro evaluated stiff.
July 2, 2014 at 3:00 pm
AMEN. Great headline. The only DomBombs that guy drops these days is into the toilet.
July 2, 2014 at 9:07 pm
I think Dom should be come a stay at home dad.
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