Sticky: Ruben Amaro’s Gmail Leaked!

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By: Kyle Scott, Jim Adair, Dan Hays
Design: Matt MacMillan

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50 Comments

  1. I was gonna make fun of this, but the Corey Lidle joke is clutch

  2. Explosive gas will be unleashed in the clubhouse tonight

    July 23, 2014 at 11:15 pm

    Paps is going emit such a stinker that the Phillies beat writers will be in tears. It is going to peel the paint off the walls. They are going to have to bring in a Hazmat team. Will probably be years before the players can enter the room again.

  3. Join me and the crew tomorrow night at Pitcher’s Pub.

  4. Be nice, you guys. Kyle and Jim worked on this for two straight days.

  5. Chainsaw from summer school

    July 24, 2014 at 6:19 am

    Wtf the twitter phils cliffhanger last night was this shit?????
    This is worse than that QB fb thread going around couple years back

  6. The gmail chat box with Gillick should be the other way around. Gillick should be the one asking if Ruben is there, offering advice and asking why won’t he answer him. I swear RAJ was sleeping during Gillick’s tenure while he was basically here mentoring him.

    This whole organization is just sad anymore. It really needs a complete overhaul from top to bottom.

  7. might have to Amend this to get Hurricane in there after his twitter rant towards the phils last night

  8. This site has gone downhill, but I gotta admit, this was pretty funny…….

  9. step 3: make her open the box

    July 24, 2014 at 8:01 am

    I love that Sean Brace’s profile has a Skullshaver link.

  10. I like how you got the attention whore k.c go chiefs in there

  11. Dicks, Have A Whole Bag

    July 24, 2014 at 8:33 am

    OMG SO FUNNY no it isn’t at all actually

  12. YouKnowPLANOsGotLoveForYaMikeyMess!!

    July 24, 2014 at 8:33 am

    Anyone else realize what a JOKE this whole “97.5 Fantasy Fest” is?

    Like who in their right mind would go to that thing on their own accord? You have to be an ultimate loser.

    That’s why they’re giving out 50+ tickets a day for answering the most trivial questions, just so it creates some attendance plus you’ll then feel obligated to go, tell a friend to come with, etc.

    Feel bad for the girls that have “won” tickets to the “event” too. Bunch of sweaty dweebs / pedo-bears.

    • Could not pay me to go to that. It’s going be a bunch of WT and 96% guys.
      Also what’s up with Roc not saying “Plano gots love for you Mikey Miss”anymore?
      Wonder if he reads the comments on here a la like k.c stopped smiling open mouthed

    • Tully Blanchard

      July 24, 2014 at 8:49 am

      heard it’s a no booze event too. Dry Island style

    • Nikita Koloff

      July 24, 2014 at 8:54 am

      If there are 10 girls at this thing, I would be shocked. Since I have no intention on going, I can’t wait for the reviews of it on here. Should be stunning.

    • UglyFox29TrafficSlut

      July 24, 2014 at 10:23 am

      There is one, and only one reason to go to that garbage. Sheena. Fucking. Parveen.

    • Ryan Howard Dingleberries

      July 24, 2014 at 10:47 am

      I’m sure this will be frequented by the same idiots who go to wing ball and have sports team tattoos

    • Yaaa Knooooowwwww.

  13. Pretty funny

  14. Gotta Give It Up

    July 24, 2014 at 8:43 am

    I usually rip you guys..deservedly so.

    But, I will give it to you, this is pretty funny.

  15. Someone just asked Kyle on twitter if this e-mail account was real…..You are fucking kidding me, right?

  16. Like how you got baby killer lesile guidel in there. She used to be rubes side piece back in the day & would walk around her apartment naked.

  17. Whoa is this real life?

  18. Whatever happened to Ricky Richardo ?

  19. That was fucking hysterical.
    I love the unopened emails.

  20. Best post ever. “Google Search: What is OPS?” lolol…

  21. 10,448 messages? You were THISCLOSE to one message for every Phillies all-time loss.

    Overall, very well played, guys. Bravo.

  22. This is pretty fuckin solid. Nice job.

  23. UglyFox29TrafficSlut

    July 24, 2014 at 10:36 am

    Gotta give credit where credit is due. This is pretty damn good. Where did you steal it from?

  24. this is great. every time you look at it, you see somthing new.

  25. should have added Mrs. Howard on the email thread with pic attachments of the new house.
    good stuff though

  26. Original content…..golf clap….

  27. AGAIN, YOU JERKOFFS STOLE MY COREY LIDEL BIT OFF MY TWITTER FEED. YOU GUYS SUCK COCK, YOU STEAL MY SHIT THEN DELETE THE COMMENTS, FUCKING CUMSLURPERS

    • Adam Eaton's nutsack

      July 24, 2014 at 11:27 pm

      Hey here’s a guy who think he owns the internet just like Pat Burrell’s dick. Maybe you two fags could meet up and dock your cocks sometime. Shut up you whiny little bitch. He took my toy…..boooo fucking hoooo.

  28. Funny… Especially loved the Pat Burrell email and also the Un-opened analytics conference email.

  29. Well done boys. It does make me wonder who this Dan Hays character is and why he didnt get the staff job over hipster Kyle. I would like to see more pictures of all the local Philly weather/news/csn broads though. Maybe any time one of them posts a slutty pic on social media it gets posted on here so we can all talk about how we wouldn’t give our left arm to bang them instead of our white trash north Philly WAGs.

  30. 97.5 fantatic blows and sean brace can die

    July 25, 2014 at 10:24 am

    this is the stupidest fucking thing i have ever seen. not the least bit funny. actually embaressing how long it probably took you idiots to make this. never again, please

  31. I’m sure glad we have a sticky about this one…..
    Because its hilarity continues to grow?

  32. KS's approved comment

    July 25, 2014 at 6:22 pm

    Worse, this crap will be sticky’d til around noon on Monday.

  33. This is THE best sports blog by far that makes u answer survey questions! Wait…are there any other sites that make you do that? Lame

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