Here’s a Picture of Claude Giroux Chatting Up a Girl Whilst Getting Arrested

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I paused my honeymoon to post this photo. On my 30th birthday Giroux slices his hand open golfing. I go on my honeymoon and he gets arrested for grabbing the ass of a male police officer. I can only assume that the next time I celebrate a major life event he’ll get cited for shooting a paintball gun at grazing cows or some other weird Canadian shit and I won’t be able to blog about it.

UPDATE: His girlfriend, who was probably as pissed as my wife is right now.

29 Comments

  1. what the fuck

    July 2, 2014 at 9:13 pm

    hope you’re having a good time with honey boo breath

    • Penguins Fan Who Goes To Temple

      July 3, 2014 at 8:01 am

      Claudia knew what he was doing! He was so upset from his tummy stick buddy Hartnell getting traded that he figured it was time to move on to something new! He tried to recover his manhood by getting photographed with a chicks that were probably prostitutes!

      LOL LOL LMAO Claudia couldn’t control himself on Canada day, must have been out celebrating his “best player in the world” title given to him by the coach who was… Fired!!!!

      These jokes will never get old!!!!!
      Stay classy Flyers Fans!!!!!!

  2. megyn kelly's tits

    July 2, 2014 at 9:14 pm

    blame it on the al al al al al alcohol. blame it on the goose blame it on the henny.

  3. Princess Sass Finger Sniffer

    July 2, 2014 at 9:15 pm

    Do your fingers stink?

  4. Please tell me he’s wearing a phillies hat in this photo…

  5. The big guns come out.
    This is like Watergate for irreverent sports blogs.

  6. That girl looks a hell of a lot like his girlfriend.

  7. Candy from the Oak

    July 2, 2014 at 9:39 pm

    Heard G told cops he had coke up his ass.

  8. Grab ass going on Phillies TV broadcast booth

    July 2, 2014 at 9:42 pm

    McCarthy can’t keep his hands off the cameraman.

  9. This loser will get defended to the umpteenth degree by those orange kool-aid drinking Flyer fans.

  10. He doesn’t seem to care one bit about the situation.

  11. The real Ms. CB

    July 2, 2014 at 10:13 pm

    fuck you kyle you limp-dicked douchehammer

  12. Yeah that is his girlfriend Ryanne and what looks like her 17 year old sister. Stay Classy G.

    • Phil from Mt. Airy

      July 3, 2014 at 1:41 am

      It’s too late for that snagger-toothed bastard to stay classy.

      And the sad part in this whole thing is you Flyers fans enabling that drunken SOB,to continue being the alcoholic that he is,when you Flyer stepfords constantly call WIP & 97.5 to defend this clown.

      #whiteprotectionism

      • Yeah, how terrible. He grabbed a cops ass while drunk. A little obnoxious and immature. But it’s hardly killing your best friend in a DUI, or beating your girlfriend in a hotel, or leaving some girl on the highway in the middle of the night. #urbanapes.

        • Sho' Nuff's Afro Puffs

          July 3, 2014 at 9:43 am

          Or killing your father and getting your son to help you hide the body in the woods, or shooting up schools and stores because some chick turned you down, or going on a racist tirade because a person of color started their car in front of you or dismembering a body and hiding it in the walls of your home ior riding around with a wedge of cheese on your tiny Aryan dick propositioning crank skanks. We could do this all day faggot…..#hairlessmountainapes

  13. captains don’t act this way

  14. If he is gay, and I don’t know if he is, this will be an interesting test case for the NHL, and professional sports in general. There are a lot of teams, in this day and age, where it might not be a problem. However, there is a macho mentality that comes with being a Philadelphia Flyer. Stay tuned.

  15. remind the wife what pays the bills.

    so is this a long time girl, or did your media fame upgrade your caliber of wife… stud.

  16. So we get rid of two guys that partied a lot at the jersey shore, but never had any issues, granted their play isnt as good as girouxs ceiling. And hang on to this butt fuck who in 2 separate off seasons has done more detrimental shit to his career. While Giroux is drinking and grabbing a male cops ass, richards, carter, and williams are drinking from the cup and grabbing the stanley cups figurative ass. Love the flyers, but fucking hate our captain.

  17. What a tool. He is not a leader. Love when teams automatically give the C to their best player…there’s much more to it than that.

  18. ike reeses english teacher

    July 3, 2014 at 1:22 pm

    Tummy stick wtf pens fan from temple please please please get full blown aids

  19. good job using whilst…faggot!

  20. Why would your wife be mad about you spending a few minutes to post a picture and small story? You guys must be having a blast. Tell her to lighten up.

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