This Eagles Field-to-Scale Driveway is Probably More Impressive Than Yours

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A house in Levittown now sports a driveway that is a scale replica of the playing surface at Lincoln Financial Field. According to Levittown Now, brothers Justin and Jordan Koczrowski of DCE Flooring spent three days working on a special concrete overlay for the driveway. The green color of the concrete was mixed right in and not painted afterwards. I will not pretend to know how that works, unless you literally just mix dye in with concrete. In that case, I totally get it.

The brothers created the layout for the driveway and crunched all of the numbers to make sure everything is accurately to scale, which sounds like some difficult math so good for them for doing all that difficult math.

For real, it looks pretty awesome, and it’s probably now in the running to be the most famous Eagles-related driveway, coming close with this one.

h/t Tom Sofield

42 Comments

  1. Calling Bullshit

    July 3, 2014 at 10:17 am

    Fucking kill me.

  2. Your English Teacher from First Grade

    July 3, 2014 at 10:23 am

    Commas…so many commas!

  3. The Princess of Jacks

    July 3, 2014 at 10:23 am

    What a loser

  4. “The brothers created the layout for the driveway and crunched all of the numbers to make sure everything is accurately to scale, which sounds like some difficult math so good for them for doing all that difficult math.”

    1 Foot = 10 yards

    Jim- Were your parents cousins?

  5. Kyle's camel toe

    July 3, 2014 at 10:29 am

    That goes well with this back yard video from 6 years ago, which actually shows you the grid to do it:

  6. Jim, are, you, considering, maybe, writing, something, about, the, Phillies, amazing, implosion, of, general, incompetence, today? You, know, since, they, are, the, only, team, actually, in, season, right, now?

    Also, loved, your, World, Cup, coverage! Apparently, the, USA, team, did, stuff.

  7. Brothers who live together as adults usually have pretty exciting social lives and few if any psychological issues that they need to work through with professionals.

  8. GayJeffySuxCox

    July 3, 2014 at 10:49 am

    I see the Lombardi trophy right there….oh wait, I don’t…NEVER FUCKING WILL
    Fuck off “Gold Standard” cocksucker Jeffy

  9. Kamala Burger

    July 3, 2014 at 10:52 am

    What dumb fucks. This hurts resale. Now they gotta sell to an eagles fan.

    • Yeah because there are so few white trash eagles fans in Levittown who would fucking go nuts over the chance to buy this house.

  10. Paint overspray on grass = tinted concrete.

  11. Veterans Stadium Felon

    July 3, 2014 at 11:00 am

    Real fans would have painted a crippled Michael Irvin on it.

  12. Lurie's Nutzac

    July 3, 2014 at 11:05 am

    “Replica playing field”? The Eagles play on a neon aqua colored field?

    And is there any functionality to this? What, do they put gerbils in helmets and watch em run around? Shit like this that can’t be turned into a drinking game is a fucking waste of effort.

  13. Of course it’s in Levittown…where you will also find a garage door with a massive flyers logo painted on it.

    • BigMikeySmallz

      July 3, 2014 at 11:31 am

      Hey… I grew up in Levittown.

      Not saying you’re wrong, though. ;-)

      • Congrats on escaping that bubble. Nothing against Levittown, just funny that this stuff is acceptable there. These guys are probably local celebrities there now.

        • Kyle's wife does black guys

          July 3, 2014 at 10:06 pm

          Also acceptable in Levittown:

          Drunk driving
          Meth use
          Faking disability
          Sex with family

          • Kyle's wife does black guys

            July 3, 2014 at 10:09 pm

            Oh, and pulling out your cock and taking a piss on the floor in a bar is also acceptable. Saw that gem in a bar I will not name in Levittown one night

  14. I could actually understand this if the Eagles had won the Super Bowl multiple times (5+ or so).

    Considering they only made the Super Bowl twice and they shit the bed both times, I just don’t get the obsession.

    Every season since 1960 has ended the same way – disappointment. Why commemorate failure?

  15. The Last 15 CB Posts
    1. A driveway made to look like a football field via Levittown Now News
    2. Embiid sends a second tweet to LeBron James via Twitter
    3. Jeremy Lin trade rumor via CBS Sports
    4. Picture of Giroux in handcuffs talking to a girl via Twitter
    5. Chase Utley’s All Star hat via Twitter
    6. Phillies sign a teenager from Venezuela via MLB.com
    7. Story about a news outlet doing a story on Giroux’s arrest via CTV News
    8. Domonic Brown is on paternity leave via Twitter
    9. Sixers might make minor change to logo via Twitter
    10. Claude Giroux arrested in Ottawa via the Ottawa Sun
    11. Ruiz concussion is worse than what the Phillies originally thought via The Inquirer
    12. Embiid sends a tweet to LeBron James via Twitter
    13. Flyers sign an AHL goalie and re-sign Emery via Broad Street Hockey
    14. Rumor from MLB Daily Dish that Pirates want Burnett
    15. Ruben Amaro rebuilding story.

    That’s one single story/article/post (the Amaro story above) that was not lifted from another site or from Twitter. This has turned in to a local Philadelphia version of Ain’t it Cool News, only with far less page views.

    • Comma,Comma,Comma,Comma,,,,,,,,,,,,,

      July 3, 2014 at 11:55 am

      Hey, look on the bright side. It’s a three day week-end, so after whatever drivel Jim posts for the rest of today, I doubt anything gets posted til “Your Monday Roundup”.

    • But these, posts have, far more, commas in, the 2 sentences, that take credit, for stumbling, on each, ‘story’ from, other genuine, sources & reporters.

      Crossing Loserville

  16. Smdh…wpp

  17. Fuck off all you bitches

  18. Marc rayfield's penis

    July 3, 2014 at 12:58 pm

    Can someone give me a tug?

  19. Chiris Diamonds Right Hand

    July 3, 2014 at 12:59 pm

    I will….after Im done munching
    carpet

  20. Anyone need there driveway painted?

  21. ike reeses english teacher

    July 3, 2014 at 1:13 pm

    that driveway is so cool i remember when i had my first beer

  22. Comical…….Justin do math?!
    He’s the same guy that paid a hooker with a bag of crushed up altoids, lol

  23. I want to take a dump on the driveway where the eagles logo is to shove it up Luries gook wife ass

  24. leftcoastdisappointed

    July 3, 2014 at 11:39 pm

    Found this blog randomly years ago searching Philly sports rumors. Used to be a gem and turned people on to it. It was legit finding clips and philly sports news that only the locals had access to (living on the west coast made that crap difficult).

    In the recent years Kyle’s writing has become too opinionated. The, new, addition, is, horrid,,,,,,,,,,,

    Sad to admit this but the best aspect of this blog are the comments…thanks for the good laughs keep them coming!

  25. The big booty bandit

    July 4, 2014 at 3:18 am

    Fuck yes, Levittown. The only good thing there is kasdons.

  26. Why didn’t you just write ” A DICK LIVES HERE” on your driveway instead? Is your life that pathetic that all you have is rooting for a uniform color?

  27. 413 and New Falls Rd

    July 4, 2014 at 10:40 pm

    Lots of mud sharks in Levittown

  28. Ken Freestone

    July 5, 2014 at 5:01 pm

    My scrotum burns.

  29. This. Is. So. Gay.

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