Joel Embiid is So Ridiculously Good at Twitter


  1. Kyle's BYOB Tailgate Party

    August 1, 2014 at 3:35 pm

    Can’t wait to see which five year old movie you’re going to review this weekend while you and Jimbo stroke each other off. I’ve always wondered if Paul Blart: Mall Cop was any good.

    I’ve seen your great coverage of the Redskins and Cowboys training camps. When do the Eagles start?

  2. At least he got the steak right. We should have known Ben Revere was a dumbass worth a bag of balls right off the bat.

    • Walter Sobchak

      August 1, 2014 at 3:42 pm

      We should’ve known right then and there when Ben Revere tweeted that picture of a chicken cheesesteak with all types of bullshit on it that he had a wet sock for an arm.

  3. Walter Sobchak

    August 1, 2014 at 3:41 pm

    Fuck Pat’s. someone take this dude to Chubby’s or Delasandros…fuck even Tony Lukes…

  4. Embiid’s 2014-2015 season Over/Unders:

    games played: 0.5 +/-
    celebrities stalked on twitter: 12 +/-
    KS’s lazy blogs about Embiid’s twitter: 12 +/-
    weight gained: 60 lbs +/-

  5. Chubbys and Delasandros but suck they use cheap steak. The list of the best go Chinks(Joe’s), Steve’s Prince of steaks and then jenos the best of south philly.

  6. Geno’s is the best, not to mention a no nonsense owner (deceased, but you had yo love what the man stood for) and you definitely have to love if you are American at all.

  7. C’mon Joel…you could’ve done better than that for a cheesesteak.

  8. 1. Jim’s Steaks
    2. Dalessandro’s Steaks and Hoagies
    T-3. Steve’s Prince of Steaks
    T-3. Joe’s Steaks (Chink’s)
    5. Anything else
    999. Pat’s King of Steaks
    1000. Geno’s Steaks

  9. Am I the only one yawning with boredom when every blogger talks about how “wonderfully fantabulous” Joel is at Twitter? (“No, john, you’re not! ” says 90% of America)

    He’s not. Twitter is dull. Stop. Please. Stop. Kyle. You’re a young man and you’re dating yourself with this unwarranted fawning over half-assed tweets. Just. Stop.

    • Yeah I don’t really get what is so “ridiculously good” about this kid’s twitter account. He makes a bunch of embarrassing pleas to recruit Lebron James and stalks famous women and we’re supposed to think he’s so fabulous and charming. He seems like kind of a goofball, but I guess if he ends up as a flop, he’ll have a career in tweeting stupid shit.

  10. Tony Lukes #1

  11. If you even think of Geno’s or pats for a steak sangwich…u shouldn’t be telling others where to go to get one….that is all.

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