A Female Royals Fan Is Apparently Offering an Extra Base Hit in Exchange for World Series Tickets

Move over, Susan Finkelstein. Kansas City radio host Dave O (@daveo933) has dug up a Facebook post from a Royals fan who is offering to trade some, well, favors for Game 6 tickets:

How did you and mom meet?

At a baseball game, son. At a baseball game.

This is either a high point or a low point in Rob Schneider’s career. I’m not sure which yet. But this is certainly a new form of guerilla marketing.

And as for Jessica: I’m sorry, but unless your arm moonlights as a professional-grade pitching machine, there’s no way you’re going to be able to give a handy worth Game 6 tickets. Games 1 or 2… maybe.

H/T to (@Flip_adelphia)