https://vine.co/v/OnmtgFt2epW
Pictured: Dez Bryant being wrong.

Cowboys receiver Dez Bryant, who somehow escapes being yelled at by Jason Witten simply by yelling himself, thinks the Eagles were “being kinda cheap” yesterday. Feel free to read that aloud to the vine above, in which Dwayne Harris forgets he’s not in NFL Blitz (and is on the receiving team) and tries to murder Nolan Carroll.

Bryant told the collected media, presumably in a much more appropriate volume than he was using to address his teammates:

“I’m really not mad at all. They beat us and I’m going to accept that, but [expletive] can’t wait, but not looking past Chicago [on Dec. 4], but I cannot wait to go up there and play [Philadelphia] again, cannot wait.

They were being kinda cheap, that’s another story. It is what it is, I’ll get it cleaned up and I’ll be fine.”

I mean Bryant is right. If you want to see cheap play, just watch how Nolan Carroll totally forced Dwayne Harris to almost take his head off of his shoulders. What a disgrace.