For all of the awful Ilya Bryzgalov memories Flyers fans have, none of them (well, very few) involved things he’s said. He’s a walking, talking quote machine about all things ridiculous. And tomorrow night, you can hear him say some heavily-accented insanities in person.

Sarah Baicker is hosting a Puck Talks/Pitch Talks double bill at Bourbon and Branch in Northern Liberties. The event will feature Bryz being Bryz, Phillies talk with Todd Zolecki and Jim Salisbury, and hockey stories from Al Morganti (the commenters’ favorite), Bill Meltzer, Dave Isaac, and Adam Kimelman. Bryz is the main draw here, though.

Tickets for the event are available here, and there’s a $5 off code ticket over here because Bryz is great, but is he full price great?