I’ve spent the last 20 minutes trying to determine if 1) as a 32-year-old dad, I could wear this, and 2) if it’d go with my UA Lawn Seed VIs.

Concepts, a custom apparel designer of sorts, has teamed up with Mitchell & Ness to bring you throwback 1996 hockey jerseys… in basketball jersey form. I mean:

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Fanfuckingtastic.

They’re $80 and available for purchase on Concepts.com. Need one.

Full disclosure: This is not a sponsored post. I just saw the jerseys and liked them. But, should someone at Concepts or Mitchell & Ness see this and feel like throwing one my way… well, they’ll get another free plug out of it. I’m a whore. A filthy, dirty skank. Do with me what you will, apparel manufacturers.