This probably won’t be coherent. I’m not even drunk. But that was a historic beatdown of a very good, consistently competitive team. The Steelers just don’t get blown out like that. It’s not a fluke. It’s not the Browns, or the Bears. A defensive beatdown of a high-octane offensive. Pressure everywhere. Pressure on Big Ben. Pressure on receivers the moment the ball arrives to their hands. Pressure from Cox.

Carson Wentz is incredible. So is Doug Pederson. What kind of idiot hated him? That offense throws so many looks at the opposing team that it’s hard to comprehend. All of that, and no turnovers in three games with a rookie quarterback and head coach. What the fuck! That doesn’t happen. The receivers kind of suck, so they mix in the third and fourth running back, the second and third tight end. Screen passes, fakes. Strong blocking. Smart decisions. Crisp, organized play. Balanced!

What Doug Pederson, Frank Reich and Jim Schwartz have done with what was supposed to be a losing football team is nothing short of remarkable. Everything about the Eagles today looked like a contender. None of these three wins have relied on fluky plays or luck. Just pure dominance. They’ve gotten BETTER as the competition increased, from Browns to Bears to Steelers. Suddenly, they’re the heavy favorites in the NFC East. Their next two games are against bad Lions and Redskins teams. And then SAM MOTHERFUCKING BRADFORD and the undefeated Vikings. That could be two 5-0 teams battling for the top spot in the NFC. What are you gonna do when Wentzamania runs wild on you!

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