Do you need another reason to love Carson Wentz? Well! do I have one for you! It seems Carson was scheduled to appear on Deion Sanders’ show, but decided to cancel likely for one of any number of reasonable, um, reasons. Prime Time didn’t like being disrespected… so he decided to critique Carson’s wardrobe and take needless shots at him on TV:

“I’m upset with the young fella, I gotta get up here and walk it out. You know when you get upset you gotta walk it out.

I gotta talk to the young fella because first of all I was proud of what he had on until I got to the white t-shirt underneath in October. And it looks like it’s heavy to the right side. Then, we had him scheduled for Gameday Prime and he cancelled on us.

Young fella: I don’t play that. I don’t play that. When Prime gives you the call because you ball, oh you take my call, young fella. Last man who did that was outta Minnesota. Didn’t end up well for him, name of Dante Culpepper. Check it out.

Lemme tell ya something, Carson, when I call, you get your butt on that phone and do not wear a white t-shirt in October with the suit. That’s a baggy v-neck.”

Sanders treated it like he was joking, but you could almost feel the butthurt coming through the moving picture vessel. Taste it, even. Well done, Carson. Well done.