The Phillies were trying to hold on to their above .500 record, entering the ninth inning last night with a three-run lead over the Dodgers and Hector Nerris on the hill:

How did that work out?

The Phillies are trying so hard to win us over. Look! 11-9. We’re headed out to LA to play Chase Utley and the Dogers. Come watch! Come Watch! Boom, drop two in a row, one in absolutely brutal fashion. Not this year, Phillies. You won’t do it to me again!