Here we are. It’s real. Nick Foles is representing the Eagles on-stage at the Super Bowl next to Tom Brady. Somehow Sal Pal weaseled himself in there. Foles dropping “watched him… growing up” is straight Storm from Cars 3 getting inside Lightning McQueen’s head. Thing is, it actually worked! So, yeah, Foles just used Pixar to send Brady scampering back to his guru and eventually into retirement. Stay off the simulator, Tom! Follow that up with Malcolm Jenkins telling Brady his pick-six is in his man cave and he wants another one and Brady is reeling:

And that’s before we talk about Doug Pederson going full dad with a golf shirt tucked into jeans:

This is a man who flies in his visor. You have to respect his commitment to comfort casual.