Before the season, Cowboys fans stood behind Joseph “DeMarco Murray left a lot of meat on the bone” Randle. A couple of a weeks ago, the Cowboys cut Joseph “I once got arrested for stealing cologne and underwear while being a millionaire” Randle. Last night, cops arrested Joseph “I refuse to leave this casino” Randle.
According to TMZ, Randle was at a casino in Kansas (maybe the saddest non-airport gambling locale) when he was asked to leave for being too drunk. He disagreed, so on the way out, he “spit on the floor and assaulted a security officer,” as you do. He was transported to jail on charges of “felony criminal threats, misdemeanor assault of a law enforcement officer, interference with a law enforcement officer, battery, disorderly conduct and criminal trespass.” Not a lot of meat left on that bone. He picked up all them charges.