Etsately, a site whose one gimmick is those maps above, found out what questions each state googled more than any other state in the past year. The questions above in each state weren’t the top search questions, but “the searches each state Googles more frequently than the other 49 states and the District of Columbia.” And just how pumped was North Dakota for Carson Wentz getting drafted by the Eagles? “When is NFL Draft?” was their top question, followed by “How to get a passport?”. People wanted to watch Carson Wentz leave North Dakota and then find out how they can get the hell out too.
Maryland wanted to know if Joe Flacco was elite. Arkansas asked “Who won the Civil War?”. Florida – beautiful Florida – asked “Is adultery illegal?” and “Where is Siri?”. Where. Is. Siri.
While “Is Bernie Sanders vegan?” might be the most California question anyone could make up, we Pennsylvanians didn’t come out looking so smart. Many of us are confused about our bodies and how they work:
- Am I gay?
- Is Bill Cosby a rapist?
- When is X-Files?
- What is vaping?
- How to write a check?
- Why are people gay?
- What is Grindr?
- Is Hillary Clinton going to win?
- Why is my period late?
- Why can’t I poop?
- Do cats fart?
First off, if you gotta Google what vaping is, you ain’t about that #VapeLife. Second, I still don’t know why I can’t poop, Google was no help.