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Is Carson Wentz Too Compassionate?

Kyle Scott - July 13, 2017

610-632…

I call this post dichotomy.

Carson Wentz: I want to help people overseas, provide outdoor opportunities, and HELP DOGS.

Philly sports talk radio: 

Honestly, I think Carson is too good for us. Like Joel Embiid… he’s real– he has his faults, he’ll make his gaffs, he’s not perfect. He’s one of us. But we don’t deserve Carson. We can’t handle such a good guy. Philly may be the lord’s way of testing his patience. DON’T EAT THE APPLE, CARSON! TEACH THE MAN TO FISH!

Did I do that right?

Side note: Political advance men are in awe of that framing of Carson against the crown of thorns backdrop. Well done, PR person! Look for Ted Cruz or Mike Huckabee or some shit to do something similar the next time they run for president for the 23rd time.

What Are The Chances Ezekiel Elliott Actually Told This Fan to F Off?

Kyle Scott - July 12, 2017

I deal in rumor and innuendo. This may not be true. HOWEVER, I am going to post these fully unvetted Tweets about Ezekiel Elliott from six days ago because it’s the day after the MLB All-Star Game, the slowest sports day of the year:

There you have it: Ezekiel Elliott, possibly a dick. Somewhere, LeGarrette Blount eats a cheesesteak.

Here’s Video of Carson Wentz’s QUARTERBACK SUMMIT in North Dakota

Kyle Scott - July 12, 2017

Adam does a segment on his other podcast called “Big Offseason”– things players do in the offseason that gets fans all horned up. I’m stealing it for this post. Nothing gets Philly folks more jazzed than seeing quarterbacks work out in remote locations with their wide receivers. Never mind that basically every quarterback in the league does this and, thus, the playing field is totally level. Let’s just adjust our football boners accordingly for this video of Wentz throwing touchdowns to uncovered receivers.

More succinctly: The two best things to happen in Philly sports over the last 24 hours have been players practicing without defenders. Fml.

We’ve Reached a New Low

Kyle Scott - July 11, 2017

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This is dumb. Plain and simple. This is a dumb person conversation. The four-for-four topic is beyond played out, but at least it’s a legitimate sports topic on a slow day. But Carson Wentz’s religion, as anything other than a passing mention about how he’s a bit of a zealot, has nothing to do with nothing. This is on a day Wentz launched a foundation to help people:

97.5, rightfully, got crucified for this Tweet:

They responded:

Yeah they’re missing the point. It doesn’t matter which side of the contrived debate Mike falls on, the collective eye-roll has to do with the fact that anyone would even consider this a worthy topic. I know I sound like a broken record, but who on Earth, given the choice, would choose that conversation over literally any podcast discussing something that interests them? I don’t care if it’s sports, rock, tech, politics, religion, news, comedy, EROTICISM– doesn’t matter. Everyone has some interest that can be better served than by listening to meatheads debate Carson Wentz’s religion. Never mind the fact that, somehow, this was never a topic when Brian Dawkins, the savior himself, was spouting off platitudes before bashing his own head. I’m sure if Carson Wentz cited the book of Job before running through a cement wall he’d get a pass from the hardened ilk of Philly sports talk radio. Fuck this is dumb.

Chris Christie Continues To Be a Big Fat Bully

Kyle Scott - July 10, 2017

Chris Christie’s ongoing radio tryout with WFAN in New York continued today when Christie fielded a call from “Mike in Montclaire,” who could basically be anyone in New Jersey right now:

Kind of rooting for Christie to get the job just so we can hear more of this.

DGB is DOA

Kyle Scott - June 30, 2017

Well that didn’t take long.

No surprise here given the additions of Alshon Jeffery and Torrey Smith. Though he doesn’t have the same physcial traits,  Nelson Agholor has a better chance of coming out of his funk (IF HE WOULD JUST CATCH THE DAMN BALL). He runs better routes and seems to have a better work ethic than DGB.

And if you need further examples why DGB was cut, may I refer you to this video from November:

It’s been a ride, DGB.