The Foundation kickoff event was incredible last night! I'm so grateful for everyone's generosity & we managed to raise over $370k ! pic.twitter.com/nOpvreISpf
— Carson Wentz (@cj_wentz) July 13, 2017
I call this post dichotomy.
Carson Wentz: I want to help people overseas, provide outdoor opportunities, and HELP DOGS.
Honestly, I think Carson is too good for us. Like Joel Embiid… he’s real– he has his faults, he’ll make his gaffs, he’s not perfect. He’s one of us. But we don’t deserve Carson. We can’t handle such a good guy. Philly may be the lord’s way of testing his patience. DON’T EAT THE APPLE, CARSON! TEACH THE MAN TO FISH!
Did I do that right?
Side note: Political advance men are in awe of that framing of Carson against the crown of thorns backdrop. Well done, PR person! Look for Ted Cruz or Mike Huckabee or some shit to do something similar the next time they run for president for the 23rd time.