Chris Brown — who has beat up a woman, allegedly almost blinded Tony Parker, punched Frank Ocean, and has been generally terrible for a while now — apparently thinks he’s the best dancer around (people care?) and takes offense when someone suggests it may be Usher. In an interview with MTV News, Sway (because no one ever stops working at MTV) asked Brown the very-pressing question of who would win a dance off between he and Usher. Brown, who we would like to remind you again is a noted shithead because no one should forget, then compared himself to the pound-for-pound greatest:
To best illustrate his point, Brown pointed to a 1997 NBA game between Allen Iverson’s Philadelphia 76ers and Michael Jordan’s legendary Chicago Bulls team. At the time MJ, was without question basketball’s greatest active player and Iverson was a young upstart from Virginia with tremendous ability and a new-school hip-hop swagger
“It’s like when Iverson crossed Jordan,” Brown says, comparing an Usher match-up to the time when A.I. unexpectedly shook MJ out of his Air Jordan sneakers.
“It’s a little different — these moves a little new,” Brown continued with a laugh.
Still, just for the record, Sway asked for some clarification. “So you’re saying you wouldn’t lose?” he asked Brown just to be sure.
“Absolutely not,” Brown responded.
You know what? Chris Brown is just like A.I. Well, except that A.I. was a basketball player who didn’t beat up women [editor's note: he just threw them out of the house naked]. That’s the main difference there.4 Comments