It seems Houston area reporters are engaging in a losing effort to pick on Philly area native and THE GREATEST WOMEN’S SOCCER PLAYER IN THE WORLD Carli Lloyd for missing a few NWSL (I found out that was a thing today) games after the Olympics. Oh, I’m sorry, Houston reporter covering professional women’s soccer, national hero Lloyd, who has a narrow window once every two years to make a living – because lord know she’s not doing it playing in the NWSL – wasn’t there to play for the 9th place (out of 10) Dash as they pursue the coveted NWSL playoff spot, probably because she was off tending to endorsements and other business related ventures so she can capitalize on being THE GREATEST WOMEN’S SOCCER PLAYER IN THE WORLD. Oh, Lloyd might not be there for the playoffs the Dash aren’t going to make because she, quite literally, has better things to do during her limited earnings period? Fuck off. Everyone else is laughing at you– somewhat because of your ridiculous line of questioning, but mostly because you cover the Houston Dash.
H/T to Houston area reporter covering the Dash for a living Corey Roepkin (@RipSports) who would give his right arm and left testicle to ever get a book deal like Lloyd