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The Sixers are running a promo tomorrow night that lets you into the final home game for 5 dollars, if you attended the home opener.  They actually have decent prizes (not one of them being a basketball team that can win more than 40 games, or will hire a real head coach)

From Sixers.com

"The Philadelphia 76ers will giveaway once-in-a-lifetime experiential prizes and much more – including the highly coveted Apple iPad – during "Fan Appreciation Night" at the Wachovia Center on Monday, April 12, when they host the Miami Heat, beginning at 7 p.m.

Lucky fans will have the chance to win a game-worn jersey or shoes from a Sixers player immediately following the game, the opportunity to sit on the Sixers bench during the second half of the game, and possibly view a draft workout in anticipation of the upcoming 2010 NBA Draft. The Sixers will also award a lucky fan with a high-definition television, and another fan with a PlayStation 3.

All fans who attend "Fan Appreciation Night" will receive a Sixers team photo, courtesy of Pepsi Bottling Group of Philadelphia. Fans can also win free Big Macs from McDonald's, Dave & Buster's Power Cards or gift certificates to Sixers Camps. It's also Dollar Pretzel Night, courtesy of SUPERPRETZEL."

So hey if you're too drunk to drive home from the Phillies game, grab a semi-coherent friend, stumble over to the Wachovia Center, stuff your face with fifteen one dollars pretzels, and have a nap while the Sixers play… Hey maybe you'll win an iPad or a pair of Reebok pumps worn by Jason Smith.