For this week's cringe worth video, we go to a basement in Staten Island to meet this Mets fan who gave his thoughts last week on the upcoming Phils/Mets series, no doubt from his Mom's living room.  His screen name, metaldude82 (bad ass), tells me he is likely 28 years old.  Yikes.

Playing the ever grating "Meet the Mets" on a loop, he is wrapped ever so creepily in a fleece Mets blanket, likely sans pants, while he stutters his way to such gems as:

"the Phillies are the Phillies" and "Halladay is Halladay"

And then, he predicts the Mets to win 2 out of 3, picking them to lose the only game that they actually won.  Brilliant!

My favorite part comes at the 2:00 minute mark when he briefly turns himself into a fainting goat while ticking off all the Phillies weapons.  Also, I'm pretty sure he begins to masturbate during his "Let's Go Mets" chant at the end.

Our runner up (below) almost makes Tom Betz look classy.  He F-bombs his way to an incoherent rant on the NL East.  Although, "Martin Fucking Prado" is my new favorite phrase.  He also predicts the Mets to win 2 out of 3.