Danny Briere Does His Best Jeff Carter

Off-season awesomeification plan:

Divorce heinous wife.  Check.

Spends copious amounts of time in Sea Isle with Jeff Carter.  Check.

Get photographed at dive bars with overzealous, attainable young girls.  Check.

Tattered jeans?  Not yet, not yet.

Thanks to reader, "Tom", for sending along this picture of Briere, that was apparently taken in Sea Isle this summer (going by the RW&B lei, I'm guessing 4th of July at La Costa).  After his bad car crash and recent divorce, Danny has nestled under Jeff Carter's wing of debauchery and been seen partying it up down the shore.

Can you really blame him?  He used to be married to this:


Don't arrest me Mrs. Officer



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