The Sixers officially signed Evan Turner today to a 3-year deal. He will be paid at least $3.8 million in his first year, $4.1 million in his second year, and $4.4 million in an optional third year.
What is he going to do with all that money? We have no idea because he sounds like Beeker.
Read more about the contract at NBCPhiladelphia.com.
No, this needs corrected. He doesn’t sound like Beaker. He sounds like Meatwad from Aqua Teen Hunger Force. Give it another listen. He does. I mean he really really does.
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