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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

Jul 19, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies third baseman Alec Bohm (28) strikes out to end the fifth inning against the New York Mets at Citizens Bank Park.

Phillies Alec Bohm Suggests Phillies Offensive Slump is Because Pitchers are Really Good Now

• Jul 20th, 2026

Jul 5, 2026; Kansas City, Missouri, USA; Philadelphia Phillies right fielder Gabriel Rincones Jr. (17) makes a diving catch during the second inning against the Kansas City Royals at Kauffman Stadium.

Phillies Gabriel Rincones Jr. Not Having His Sunglasses on Shows How Unprepared the Phillies are to Win

• Jul 20th, 2026

Sixers I Regret to Inform You That Jalen Brunson Refusing to Sign a Giants Helmet Was Pretty Cool

• Jul 17th, 2026

Jun 13, 2026; San Antonio, Texas, USA; New York Knicks guard Jalen Brunson (11) walks to the end of the court prior to the championship trophy celebration after game five of the 2026 NBA Finals against the San Antonio Spurs at Frost Bank Center.

Phillies A List of Everyone to Blame for Kyle Schwarber’s Bullshit Non-Home Run

• Jul 17th, 2026

Jul 16, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies designated hitter Kyle Schwarber (12) watches his double during the sixth inning against the New York Mets at Citizens Bank Park.

Sixers I Still Like the Sixers’ Odds to Sign LeBron James After Everything He Said During His Live Podcast with Tyrese Haliburton

• Jul 17th, 2026

Feb 5, 2026; Los Angeles, California, USA; Los Angeles Lakers forward LeBron James (23) drives past Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) in the second half at Crypto.com Arena.

Jul 14, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies designated hitter Kyle Schwarber (12) reacts while batting during the third inning for the All-Star Game at Citizens Bank Park.

Phillies This Phillies Fan Pulled Off the Perfect Celebrity Encounter With Kyle Schwarber in Avalon

• Jul 16th, 2026

Trending Canada and Minnesota Need to Knock it Off With These Wildfires

• Jul 16th, 2026

Smoke from wildfires in Canada have made their way into the Rochester area July 15, 2026.

Flyers Flyers Lock Up Trevor Zegras with a Totally Reasonable Deal

• Jul 16th, 2026

Apr 27, 2026; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers center Trevor Zegras (46) handles the puck against the Pittsburgh Penguins during the first period in game five of the first round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at PPG Paints Arena.

Trending How The Hell Did They Find a Guy Who Looks and Sounds Just Like Sylvester Stallone? (and Other Stray Thoughts on the ‘I Play Rocky’ Trailer)

• Jul 16th, 2026

Oct 25, 2023; Miami, Florida, USA; American actor and filmmaker Sylvester Stallone sits court side of the game between the Miami Heat and the Detroit Pistons during the first half at Kaseya Center.

Phillies Very Cool to See Delco Native Kevin McGonigle Meeting his Childhood Hero Chase Utley

• Jul 15th, 2026

Detroit Tigers shortstop Kevin McGonigle (7) throws towards first base against Philadelphia Phillies during the eighth inning at Comerica Park in Detroit on Sunday, July 12, 2026.

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