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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…)

Trending Going on a Hard Hat, Lunch Pail Tour of the Stateside Live! Expansion: Part 2

• May 20th, 2026

May 19, 2026; Washington, District of Columbia, USA; New York Mets starting pitcher Nolan McLean (26) throws a pitch against the Washington Nationals during the first inning at Nationals Park.

Phillies The Mets Giving Up an Inside-the-Park Grand Slam is Something Everyone Can Enjoy

• May 20th, 2026

Flyers Did Celebrity Chef Steve “Yo Cuz” Martorano Break the News of Dan Vladar Getting a Contract Extension?

• May 19th, 2026

May 7, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers goaltender Dan Vladar (80) makes a save against the Carolina Hurricanes during the second period in game three of the second round of the 2026 Stanley Cup Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Eagles Should We Care About Jalen Hurts Not Attending A.J. Brown’s Wedding?

• May 19th, 2026

Dec 14, 2025; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Eagles wide receiver A.J. Brown (11) and quarterback Jalen Hurts (1) celebrate after scoring a touchdown during the third quarter against the Las Vegas Raiders at Lincoln Financial Field.

Phillies NBC Sports Philadelphia May Have Underestimated How Mad Phillies Fans Would be About Taryn Hatcher’s Departure

• May 19th, 2026

May 18, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies infielder Bryson Stott (5) hits a two-run home run against the Cincinnati Reds in the eighth inning at Citizens Bank Park.

May 17, 2026; Newtown Square, Pennsylvania, USA; Jon Rahm reacts after the 18th hole during the final round of the PGA Championship golf tournament. J

Eagles I’m Proud to Announce That the PGA Championship at Aronimink Has Flipped My Stance on Eagles Chants

• May 18th, 2026

Trending Justin Thomas Wants the U.S. Open to be at Bensalem Township Country Club (He Basically Said It)

• May 18th, 2026

May 17, 2026; Newtown Square, Pennsylvania, USA; Justin Thomas reacts on the 18th hole during the final round of the PGA Championship golf tournament.

Phillies The Phillies Miraculously Getting Back Over .500 After Sweeping the Pirates Has Changed Me as a Person

• May 18th, 2026

May 17, 2026; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies third baseman Alec Bohm (28) and first baseman Bryce Harper (right) celebrate after defeating the Pittsburgh Pirates at PNC Park.

Phillies Did You See This Wild-Ass Commercial During the Phillies vs. Red Sox Game on Thursday?

• May 15th, 2026

May 14, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Philadelphia Phillies starting pitcher Jesus Luzardo (44) pitches against the Boston Red Sox during the first inning at Fenway Park.

Trending Jon Rahm Hit an Aronimink Volunteer in the Face With a Divot and Wants to Apologize By Giving Him a Present

• May 15th, 2026

May 14, 2026; Newtown Square, Pennsylvania, USA; Jon Rahm reacts to his shot from the 12th tee during the first round of the PGA Championship golf tournament at Aronimink Golf Club.

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