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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…) email: M.Schultz@sportradar.com

Jul 14, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Fireworks go off over the stadium at the bottom of the fourth inning at the All-Star Game at Citizens Bank Park.

Phillies The All-Star Game Was Pretty, Pretty Boring – Here are Some Ideas to Fix It

• Jul 15th, 2026

Sep 12, 2019; Charlotte, NC, USA; NFL GameDay Kickoff analyst Michael Irvin before the game at Bank of America Stadium.

Phillies Credit Where It’s Due: Michael Irvin Trolled the Phillies Pretty Good

• Jul 14th, 2026

Phillies You Didn’t Hate the Booing, You Just Hate Philadelphia

• Jul 14th, 2026

Jul 13, 2026; Philadelphia, PA, USA; St. Louis Cardinals right fielder Jordan Walker (18) celebrates after winning the home run derby at Citizens Bank Park.

Phillies Jordan Walker’s Winning Home Run Ball Was Not Magenta and I Demand a Re-Do

• Jul 14th, 2026

Jul 13, 2026; Philadelphia, PA, USA; St. Louis Cardinals right fielder Jordan Walker (18) reacts after winning the All Star-Home Run Derby at Citizens Bank Park.

Trending Two French Guys Who Visited Philadelphia for the World Cup Perfectly Summed Up the City

• Jul 13th, 2026

July 9, 2026; Foxborough, Massachusetts, U.S.; France fans wave their national flag in the stands during the match.

Jul 12, 2026; Detroit, Michigan, USA; Philadelphia Phillies center fielder Derek Hill (49) walks in from the outfield after pre-game warmups before their game against the Detroit Tigers at Comerica Park.

Phillies Derek Hill is Playing the Best Baseball of His Life and I’m Choosing to Believe it Will Never End

• Jul 13th, 2026

Sixers I Don’t Care if it’s Just Summer League, I’ve Seen Enough: Labaron Philon Jr. is the Chosen One

• Jul 13th, 2026

Jun 23, 2026; New York, NY, USA; NBA commissioner Adam Silver greets the twenty second pick in the 2026 NBA draft, Alabama guard Labaron Philon Jr. after he was selected by the Philadelphia 76ers at Barclays Center.

Phillies Ryan Howard Crushing Home Runs on Sunday Felt a Whole Lot Like 2006

• Jul 13th, 2026

Jul 12, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, US; Ryan Howard bats during the MLBx All-Star 3-On-3 at Citizens Bank Park.

Flyers People are Pissed Because the Carolina Hurricanes Owner Engraved Family Names Above Player Names on the Stanley Cup

• Jul 10th, 2026

Jun 14, 2026; Las Vegas, Nevada, USA; Carolina Hurricanes center Jordan Staal (11) picks up the the Stanley Cup from Commissioner of the NHL Gary Bettman after defeating the Vegas Golden Knights in game six of the 2026 Stanley Cup Final at T-Mobile Arena.

Phillies I’m Not Done Talking About Bobby Dickerson Getting His Stomach Flashed, and the Insane Baserunning Rule That Led to it

• Jul 9th, 2026

Philadelphia Phillies infield coach Bobby Dickerson (9) rushes from the dugout to argue a call with crew chief umpire Alfonso Márquez (72) in the eighth inning of the MLB National League game between the Cincinnati Reds and the Philadelphia Phillies at Great American Ball Park in downtown Cincinnati on Tuesday, July 7, 2026. The Reds lost 4-1 to the Phillies.

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