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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…)

May 17, 2026; Newtown Square, Pennsylvania, USA; Justin Thomas reacts on the 18th hole during the final round of the PGA Championship golf tournament.

Trending Justin Thomas Wants the U.S. Open to be at Bensalem Township Country Club (He Basically Said It)

• May 18th, 2026

May 17, 2026; Pittsburgh, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Phillies third baseman Alec Bohm (28) and first baseman Bryce Harper (right) celebrate after defeating the Pittsburgh Pirates at PNC Park.

Phillies The Phillies Miraculously Getting Back Over .500 After Sweeping the Pirates Has Changed Me as a Person

• May 18th, 2026

Phillies Did You See This Wild-Ass Commercial During the Phillies vs. Red Sox Game on Thursday?

• May 15th, 2026

May 14, 2026; Boston, Massachusetts, USA; Philadelphia Phillies starting pitcher Jesus Luzardo (44) pitches against the Boston Red Sox during the first inning at Fenway Park.

Trending Jon Rahm Hit an Aronimink Volunteer in the Face With a Divot and Wants to Apologize By Giving Him a Present

• May 15th, 2026

May 14, 2026; Newtown Square, Pennsylvania, USA; Jon Rahm reacts to his shot from the 12th tee during the first round of the PGA Championship golf tournament at Aronimink Golf Club.

Phillies Kyle Schwarber Has Mashed 7 Home Runs in 7 Games to Usher in an Early Schwarberfest

• May 15th, 2026

Nov 2, 2024; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia 76ers managing partner Josh Harris looks on during the third quarter against the Memphis Grizzlies at Wells Fargo Center.

Sixers Notes and Quotes from Josh Harris and Bob Myers’ Press Conference After Firing Daryl Morey

• May 14th, 2026

Trending Respect to These Eagles Fans Yelling “Dallas Sucks” at Dallas Resident and Cowboys Fan Scottie Scheffler

• May 14th, 2026

May 14, 2026; Newtown Square, Pennsylvania, USA; Scottie Scheffler plays his shot from the seventh tee during the first round of the PGA Championship golf tournament at Aronimink Golf Club.

Sixers I’ll Be Brave Enough to Say What We’re All Thinking: I Miss Tobias Harris and James Harden

• May 14th, 2026

May 9, 2026; Cleveland, Ohio, USA; Cleveland Cavaliers guard James Harden (1) drives to the basket against Detroit Pistons forward Tobias Harris (12) during the second half of game three in the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Rocket Arena.

Trending What if Channel 3 Hired Jim Nantz Instead of Ukee Washington in 1985?

• May 14th, 2026

February 2, 2025; Pebble Beach, California, USA; CBS broadcaster Jim Nantz (left) interviews Rory McIlroy (right) during the final round of the AT&T Pebble Beach Pro-Am golf tournament at Pebble Beach Golf Links.

Trending I Believe the PGA Should’ve Partnered With Crossing Broad to Make Philly-Themed Merch

• May 14th, 2026

May 13, 2026; Newtown Square, Pennsylvania, USA; Rory McIlroy during a practice round of the PGA Championship golf tournament at Aronimink Golf Club.

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