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Matt Schultz

Matt Schultz is a comedy and sports writer from Philadelphia. He’s written extensively for ClickHole, The Onion, and Conan O’Brien’s Team Coco. His work has been featured in Vulture, Deadspin, The A.V. Club, Paste Magazine, and other publications. Much of his sports journalism can be found on college basketball websites that don’t exist anymore (PhilaHoops Heads rise up…)

Oct 11, 2025; Raleigh, North Carolina, USA; Philadelphia Flyers head coach Rick Tocchet looks on from behind the players bench against the Carolina Hurricanes during the first period at Lenovo Center.

Flyers Rick Tocchet Earned the Right to “Relax With Women” in a Neon Blue Bar and Drink One Martini

• May 11th, 2026

May 10, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia 76ers center Joel Embiid (21) reacts against the New York Knicks in the first quarter during game four of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Sixers The World Wants Me to Turn on Joel Embiid, But His Post-Game Presser is a Reminder of Why I’ll Always Reply: “Fat Chance…”

• May 11th, 2026

Sixers I Do Not Care About Josh Hart Saying Philly is No Longer a Sports Town

• May 11th, 2026

May 10, 2026; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; New York Knicks guard Josh Hart (3) reacts against the Philadelphia 76ers in the second quarter during game four of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Xfinity Mobile Arena.

Sixers Cards on the Table: I Did Not Handle This Blake Griffin/Jared McCain Jab Well

• May 8th, 2026

Apr 27, 2026; Phoenix, Arizona, USA; Oklahoma City Thunder guard Jared McCain (3) against the Phoenix Suns during game four of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Mortgage Matchup Center.

Phillies We Must Look to the Past for Answers to Modern Society’s Ills, Like the Lehigh Valley IronPigs Did With Their Beer Zipline

• May 8th, 2026

Visitors zipline at The Wilds in Cumberland, Ohio on Aug. 19, 2025.

Oct 13, 2025; Philadelphia, Pennsylvania, USA; Philadelphia Flyers head coach Rick Tocchet with right wing Travis Konecny (11) and center Sean Couturier (14) against the Florida Panthers during the first period at Wells Fargo Center. :

Flyers What Did Rick Tocchet Say to Trevor Zegras That Made This Fan Instantly Age 20 Years?

• May 8th, 2026

Flyers Gimme a Couple Minutes Here, I’m Trying to Wrap My Head Around This Confederate Flag Hurricanes Tweet

• May 7th, 2026

A Confederate flag along Halifax Street in Petersburg, Virginia on February 29, 2024.

Sixers Knicks Fans Continue Their Unwell Reign of Terror by Frightening Jay-Z After Game 2

• May 7th, 2026

Dec 10, 2025; Los Angeles, California, USA; Blue Ivy Carter with her dad rapper Jay-Z as they attend the game between the Los Angeles Lakers and the San Antonio Spurs at Crypto.com Arena.

Sixers Jeremy Sochan Talking Shit to VJ Edgecombe After Playing 1 Minute and Scoring 0 Points is as Knicks as it Gets

• May 7th, 2026

May 6, 2026; New York, New York, USA; Philadelphia 76ers guard Vj Edgecombe (77) drives past New York Knicks center Karl-Anthony Towns (32) during game five of the second round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at Madison Square Garden.

Sixers Feels Pretty Great Thinking About Knicks Players Being Turned Away From a Met Gala Party by Sabrina Carpenter and Madonna

• May 6th, 2026

Apr 30, 2026; Atlanta, Georgia, USA; New York Knicks center Mitchell Robinson (23) talks to center Karl-Anthony Towns (32) after an altercation with Atlanta Hawks guard Dyson Daniels (not pictured) in the second quarter during game six of the first round of the 2026 NBA Playoffs at State Farm Arena.

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