Mariners_fan

Ichiro and this gushing tween show everybody how to react when a home fan inadvertently interferes with a foul ball:

Step 1:  Make sure the fan is OK. 

Step 2:  Fan responds with seizing orgasm, texts mom.

Done.

Of course, I would rather not have seen Werth touch the upper thigh of fame whore jorts guy and his faux-hawked son.

Video after the jump.

Remember, this:

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Not this:

 

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