Ichiro and this gushing tween show everybody how to react when a home fan inadvertently interferes with a foul ball:
Step 1: Make sure the fan is OK.
Step 2: Fan responds with seizing orgasm, texts mom.
Done.
Of course, I would rather not have seen Werth touch the upper thigh of fame whore jorts guy and his faux-hawked son.
Video after the jump.
Remember, this: