Your Morning Carts: There is an Entire Site Dedicated to Jeff Carter’s Party, and It’s NOT This One

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I'm not sure what is more shocking, the fact that Carts doesn't have a drink in his hand, or the that he's not hanging out with Napolean's army.

Here's Jeff recently photographed with local construction worker, Donny Campbell.  Surprising, because this dude actually seems pretty normal. 

Carts rocking the DNA especiale t-shirt here.  Speaking of DNA (seamless transition, boom), we found an entire forum that is dedicated to fornicating with him.  See that North Korea, this is the goodness you're missing out on.

The forum is made up mostly of local girls who are facsincated with Carts, and a few who have been Carter'd themselves.  Our favorite line?

i would say his unit is umm…. long, thick, and ahhh well lets say i wouldn't think that a white male would have the size he has…  but he isn't much for romancing ya know. just like a wham… shove it in, give it a go, and hey whats ur name , thanks lets do this again- kinda thing. never heard back from him.


Wait, wait, wait.  He does take names?  I'm shocked.

There's more of that, and general debate over the merits of whoring and women's liberation.  Jeff just envokes that sort of intellectual discord.

And now, here he is at a New Year's Party.


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On a serious note, Carter is participating in Mike Richards Celebrity Golf Tournament in Canada today… kudos to him and his teammates for taking time off from beer and women to play golf.

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11 Comments

  • Iron Balls McGinty July 15, 2010 at 11:35 am

    Suggestion: You need to make “Your Morning Carts” into another category, like “Shut Up Wheels”.
    And as far as your favorite quote. tell that girl that Robin Quivers says “Four inches is fine.” So don’t worry. It ain’t what you got, it’s how you use it.
    –I.B. McG.

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  • Brian July 15, 2010 at 11:49 am

    You think because it is a charity golf tournament they are taking off from women and beer are you kidding that is what theose events are all about for them

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  • Grace July 15, 2010 at 1:01 pm

    Carter isn’t the only one with this page. This site has girlfriend boards for all players – Richie, Toews, etc. Carter’s board just tends to be more graphic.

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  • Its me July 15, 2010 at 2:14 pm

    Haha I agree can you make this it’s own page. I check it all of the time because it cracks me up. I was wondering if you guys are looking for more writers. anoymous though.

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  • Dannybfan July 15, 2010 at 4:04 pm

    Ahhhh…Morning Carts is like Wheaties for my evil ass.

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  • Kyle Scott July 15, 2010 at 4:24 pm

    We’ll get on that guys. I’ll take care of it later, so all your Carts goodness can be in one place. Initially Carts inspired our “Pat Burrell Award for Awesomeness and Cavortory” but clearly Jeff has a place all his own.

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  • coach suitcase July 15, 2010 at 11:55 pm

    People may not remember exactly what you did, or what you said… but they will always remember how you made them feel.Did you agree with me ?

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  • Tim July 18, 2010 at 3:13 pm

    That New Year’s picture is pretty old.(2004 I think The December after he and Richards were drafted) Carter, Dawes, Getzlaf, & Richards were a few days shy of winning a Gold Medal for Canada in the 2005 World Junior Championships

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  • Replica Christian Louboutin Heels December 12, 2010 at 9:00 pm

    *Nobody can stop the wheel of history.

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  • Air Jordans January 5, 2011 at 10:05 pm

    *Sometimes it seems as though a new result area springs up everyday wherever there are sun and sea.

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  • hello September 27, 2012 at 3:19 am

    hello

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