Well, not me, but some chick from Florida says shes is (was?).  Ladies and gentlemen, your New York Mets.

Previously, we reported that Johan Santana was accused of sexual assault after ejaculating on a woman's leg near a Florida golf course, last October.

Now that woman says that she was impregnated by Santana.  Which begs the question, how??

According to TMZ, the suit alleges that Santana lured her "by use of false pretenses to a remote, outdoor area" and had sex with her.  Criminal charges were previously dropped, but the woman is suing him for sexual battery, sexual assault, and false imprisonment.

It smells of an extortion attempt, but that's the story.

Santana is married with three children.  Nice.