You will never see more awkward "magic hands" comments about an 8 year old boy than you will below. The local media is falling all over itself to get a piece of C.J Ottinger, or "hex kid" as he's being called. And Good Day takes the award for creeping.
Look at all these tweets from the press as they swarm upon C.J., his brothers, their babysitter and her now quasi-famous bust.
Bonus picture of NBC 10's Justin Pizzi in an "Ill" shirt. Oh Christ.
ZOMG Scoob, like, did you see that kid?
That's what she said?
He's really excited with his "Ill" shirt…