Tomahawk_chokePic via (@08_wfc_26)

If you haven't noticed, or had someone point this out to you yet, Tom McCarthy basically screams through every open.  He's got two levels: talk and auctioner.  Perhaps my favorite comment ever came from reader Michael Saks last night, when he said, "McCarthy probably does this to his wife in bed asking for more sex and she just rolls over and goes to sleep."

God bless a woman who can sleep through this, from last night's open.  He does realize they're directional mics, right?  We lowered the audio for you.

Meanwhile, the Spanish language guys know how to appropriately bring it.  Their call of Rauuuuul's double.  Do I hear a "Hollywood" in there?  Click to play.

Raul Spanish Language Broadcast

Andre Iguodala didn't really get arrested.  But why would someone tweet this picture with no explanation?

How did these LaSalle kids not get shot giving their tour of PPL Park in Chester?

Villanova is playing SEVEN games at the Wells Fargo Center this year.  That's more than they have ever played there in a season.  Since the Sixers can't fill it up, why not Nova?

Why would you buy a Chan Ho Park jersey?

Finally, why wouldn't you want your daughter to marry (someone like) Mike Sweeney, the way Raul Ibanez does?