Bobrovsky
Somehow, some way, BOB is second among all goalies in all-star voting, with 58,101 votes.  And he's not even on the ballot!  

That's 58,101 write-in votes.  Montreal's Carey Price (also a write-in) is first.  That's amazing.

There is no way that 58,101 people spelled Sergei Bobrovsky correctly.  I wonder how many of those votes simply said "BOB."  Just awesome.

Vote for him.  Because in Soviet Russia, captain picks team!  Oh wait…

By the way, we're taking nominations for a new Soviet Russia shtick.