I'll tell you what I woke up thinking about- Bacon. A breakfast fortress to keep all the haters out.
One thing I didn't think about? Lou Williams. In fact, I rarely think about Lou Will unless it's in the context of marginal players the Sixers continue to count on to compete at a high-level in the most competitive basketball league in the world. Or shitty documentaries.
Lou has since removed the Tweet, but thanks to Mo Speights and his new Twitter account for keeping it alive.
H/T to Spike Eskin for the tip on Mo