By
Kyle Scott
Unlike Cream Puff Reyes, J.C. Romero passed his physical with the Phillies and officially signed today. He will earn $1.35 million this year.
Commence J.C. celebratory first-pump crotch grab- if you don't know what I'm talking about, just watch him after a big out.
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That’s cool. JC definitely wants to be with the Phillies anyway, and at least we know what we’re getting with him, as opposed to that fat ass Reyes.
Like the boys over at the701level said, now we have 5 aces.
Does anyone else find him eerily similar to the puerto rican pitcher from bench warmers…. “Maria!!!! Why did you leave me!?!?!”
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