You might say every day is hump day for Carts. To which I say touchè, loyal readers, touchè. But how often do we get to see Carts in his natural habitat- other than when wearing a cowboy hat at La Costa– eye sexing a Swedish jersey wearing blonde with Richie. Rarely, my friends, rarely.

Our friend Lady Neat captured the unstoppable tag team of puck before last night's game, as they scoped out the elusive, yet highly exotic, Swedish puck bunny. Whose got your back? Richie's got your back. No really, he does. Check out the sequence in Neat's gallery starting here, it reads like a flip book of fuck- Richie was all over that for Carts.

Bonus points for the horrible Ill shirt sighting.

Carts_sweish_richardsYeah, I'd Carter her

Ironically enough, Carts would score just minutes later. I bet he did.