Carts, Richie, and Ville (CRV- Honda, boom! Sponsored) spent the All-Star break in Costa Rica with Calli, a young blonde from Dallas, Texas, whose family runs Tappy's Yogurt in the Lone Star State while daughter Callie is off puck-bunnying in the Tropic Zone. Oh I'm good.

Apparently, so is CRV:


Clearly Callie has never spent a summer in Sea Isle.

Are we surpised Carts is hanging out with blondes abroad? We are not.