Your Morning Carts: Blondes and Porn Stars Edition

Yep, there's Carts checking out the blonde rink side puck bunny, just like he did before last Monday's game against the Capitals. She's smitten. Our friend Lady Neat has the full sequence in her gallery.

But that's not all, my friends. It was Blonde Week in Carts' world.

Only Carts would be wearing a graphic print thermal in a luxury suite with other professional hockey players and porn stars. Only Carts. Literally. Arm folded at solid 90 degree angle to secure beer? Check.

You might be thinking to yourself, "Why am I looking at a picture of Phantom Zac Rinadlo and porn star Gina Lynn on this snowy Wednesday morning?" Look a little closer, my friends. Is that… the elusive Carts in a luxury suite with said Phantom and porn star at Friday night's Phantoms game? I believe it is.

Gina Lynn, who lives in Reading, Tweeted out this picture from the game.

It seems Carts and Lynn have more in common than just their bleached blonde hair. Like their mutual friend, Mike Richards:

Your headlights are on. [Pic via our friends at Busted Coverage-also pictured, Ryan Howard]

Speaking of blondes, this is what it looks like to eye sex Versus sideline reporter Charissa Thompson:

We see you, Carts, checkin' out blondes, checkin' out blondes.