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What in the Jesus Christ…

According to TMZ, Michael Vick is hosting a Super Bowl Party Friday night in Dallas. The shindig at the Deux Lounge will include the following:

– Michael Vick's own private security team

– NFL provided security detail

– The club's own security

– Wand searches for all guests entering the party

– Three off-duty SWAT team members

OK, let me tell you what's not a good idea: Parties that require that much security.

There's no doubt Vick ran this by the team first, but after what happened last summer, this is a totally unnesscary ordeal for Vick. There are plenty of things to do in Dallas during Super Bowl week. There is no need for Vick to throw his own party. Even the flyers look similar to the ones from July's party.

That grey print on the bottom says the following:

Four-time Pro Bowl QB Michael Vick would like to personally invite you to the only upscale A-list celebrity extravaganza of the 2011 Super Bowl. This will be the primary and preferred destination for iconic personalities from the NFL, MLB, Hollywood, the music industry, & corporate America. Simply put, the premier A-list high soceity even of the 2011 Super Bowl!!

Oh no. Maybe he could just hang out at this piano bar with a drunk Ben Rothlisberger– god I hate that man.

This is it. If something goes wrong for Vick, he's done. He can't afford any more blemishes. Sometimes you just need to make sacrifices.