Caption This! Jody Shelley Clearing Out The Glutes

Kyle Scott - March 4, 2011

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You can thank James van Riemsdyk for this- it was his way of telling us Jody Shelley has joined Twitter (@shelleyhawk45). This is why athletes shouldn't have cell phone cameras.

You can go right ahead and caption it in the comments. Just make sure your glutes are clear first.

19 Comments

  • shoobometry March 4, 2011 at 3:05 pm

    “uhhh… you missed a spot.”

    Reply
  • DJ Tommy Tom March 4, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    it’s not gay if we don’t cuddle afterwards

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  • Hitman March 4, 2011 at 3:25 pm

    On the next season of Dirty Jobs…

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  • JT March 4, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    Lower…. Lower…. ON TOP OF OLD SMOKEY!!!!!!

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  • K March 4, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    Jody, you seemed to have cracked it.

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  • dpawling March 4, 2011 at 3:27 pm

    This is how Zherdev made it back on the team.

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  • Joe Q March 4, 2011 at 3:28 pm

    You know that’s exit only, right?

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  • Adonis March 4, 2011 at 3:32 pm

    Winning.

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  • PhillyFever84 March 4, 2011 at 3:46 pm

    And you didn’t believe me when I told you that I would do ANYTHING to win the Cup.

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  • giant douche March 4, 2011 at 3:48 pm

    I think it moved……
    (JT is in the lead, tho)

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  • Noble1 March 4, 2011 at 4:01 pm

    Hey, don’t forget about the happy ending.

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  • Tim March 4, 2011 at 4:03 pm

    stick it in my dumper

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  • Brian March 4, 2011 at 4:09 pm

    Watch out for my fire breathing fists!

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  • Will Shaw March 4, 2011 at 4:44 pm

    I asked for a rub and a tug….no homo.

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  • Amy March 4, 2011 at 5:54 pm

    Mooon River. You ever serve time Doc?

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  • Iron Balls McGinty March 4, 2011 at 8:10 pm

    Jody, meet Dave Lampert, inventor of the Sybian.
    “That’s right, Jody, Let it go… Let it all hang out… Keep it coming… Get the poison out of your system, Jody.”
    http://www.shabooty.com/2010/04/13/get-the-poison-out-sybian-ride-dave-lampert-raven-alexis-howard-stern-tv-video.php (fun starts at about the 34 minute mark)

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  • Eric Bruntlett March 4, 2011 at 8:12 pm

    I didn’t know crack came so free

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  • Brian March 6, 2011 at 3:34 pm

    You. Make. Me. Feel like I’m living. a. Tee. nage. Dream

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  • Bryan March 7, 2011 at 10:24 am

    “Dude! I said ‘Heinous. Feels heinous.'”

    Reply
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