Hey, Today's the Day The Mets Clubhouse Attendant Gets Arrested

A helmet he later stole (most likely)

Truth.

According to the NY Daily News, Charlie Samuels, longtime Mets equipment manager, will be arrested today on charges that he stole millions of dollars of Mets memorabilia from the clubhouse and wrote checks on the Mets' account to cover his bills. Just thought you'd like to know.

The Amazin' Mets, folks.

Meanwhile, in Pittsburgh, here's a children's menu with alcohol: [via monsieurnelson]

Why? Because Pittsburgh sucks. That's why.