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Somebody Really Needs to Buy Juan Samuel a Stop Sign
By Kyle Scott
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Ryan Howard was out by 600 feet
In the first inning of last night's game, the Phillies missed a chance to increase their lead when Juan Samuel ran Ryan Howard into the third out at home.
My first thought was that RyHow should have ran over Marlins catcher John Buck. But when you watch the replay, it's clear that The Big Piece stood no chance.
Sammy is like the sports equivalent of Jeremy Renner's character in Hurt Locker– Fuck it, just go. If it blows up, it blows up.
Piece got a good chuckle out of it.
Video after the jump, bonus annoying Marlins announcers – as seen here – with out-of-context shouting… sort of like T-Mac.
Kyle Scott is the founder and editor of CrossingBroad.com. He has written for CBS Philly and Philly Voice, and been a panelist or contributor on NBC Sports Philly, FOX 29 and SNY TV, as well as a recurring guest on 97.5 The Fanatic, 94 WIP, 106.7 The Fan and other stations. He has more than 10 years experience running digital media properties and in online advertising and marketing.