Bryce Harper is a Cock

I'm telling you, you're really going to hate this kid.

Bryce Harper, Nationals Jesus prospect who thinks the Nats are going to be the Yankees of the NL East, hit a home run in single-A last night. Fine. But he decided to trot halfway down the first base line with the swag levels only previously seen from In da Club era 50 Cent. Then, as he rounded third on his way to home, Harps blew a kiss to the pitcher.

Jesus Christ, if someone doesn't plunk him in the neck real soon, we're going to have problems.

via Hardball Talk

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16 Comments

  • Com Truise June 7, 2011 at 9:09 am

    Nice mustache, fag.

  • Ryan Hrap June 7, 2011 at 9:13 am

    Does he think its still the 90s with that stash?…if your not a porn star, please shave it Ron Jeremy

  • Tyson June 7, 2011 at 9:29 am

    He’ll get his. Acting like that in Single-A? Wait until he tries to hit the Halladay Cutter or the Blanton Meatball.

  • henry June 7, 2011 at 9:48 am

    oh he will definitely get his. cant wait. reminds me of what richards said about subban. gotta do your time first

  • shel67red June 7, 2011 at 9:59 am

    Ugh! there are too many like him in sports already and dude…the stash…Really???? You look ridculous but this is how he gets attention…moving on you no longer interest me haha

  • ThePhillyFlash June 7, 2011 at 10:10 am

    Wrong! The gNats are going to have the problem because he’ll be spending a considerable amount of time on the DL once he gets to the show, if not intensive care because some tight-assed pitcher will put him in a coma with a 95 mph screamer to his noggin if he does that crap. Of that you can be sure.

  • Ben June 7, 2011 at 10:37 am

    god i cant wait for him to come to philly go 0-4 and get booed out of the stadium

  • Bobby Mac June 7, 2011 at 11:35 am

    He looks like Viggo Mortensen in G.I. Jane with that stache. TERRIBLE!

  • Mark June 7, 2011 at 12:44 pm

    two P words come to mind when i see him… Punk-ass and Pedophile.

  • DJ Tommy Tom June 7, 2011 at 12:53 pm

    oh look at you…playing in the big show in Hagerstown MD single A…what a joke

  • Adam June 7, 2011 at 1:08 pm

    This guy couldnt be any bigger of a douche if his name was summers eve! i hope he comes to philly real soon! faces the big 4 and go 0-16 with 4HBP! TO THE FACE! Yo Bryce Andy Samburg called, Hot Rod wants his mustache back!

  • saucy sailor June 7, 2011 at 3:24 pm

    this guy carries a big bag of dicks

  • Justin June 7, 2011 at 4:43 pm

    he looks like Hamels with an incredibly gay mustache.

  • Tom June 7, 2011 at 5:07 pm

    Harper blows kisses like he blows dudes, like a bitch

  • Justin Time June 7, 2011 at 5:20 pm

    you got to remember this kid has been “the next big thing” for the last couple years .. he obviously has an overexaggerated sense of entitlement which is showing .. the kids 18 or 19 let him be a kid cause trust me after he goes 0 for 12 against halladay, lee, and hamels in a series he’ll be brought down to the planet we reside on named earth

  • sam June 7, 2011 at 9:46 pm

    supposedly there is some bad blood between the pitcher and Harper anyway. I was at the game last night (curiosity over the hype and too much time to kill). He was hit the day before by a pitch plus a brushback followed by a strikeout on a terrible call by the umpire. His second ab was a line drive up the middle that went off the pitchers leg and bounced away for a single. His homerun was in his 3rd ab and he hit that ball a mile.
    Following this, the Grasshoppers catcher, Gimenez, hit a 3 run homerun and did a “one wing down” trot all the way around the bases.
    There is a reason they say “that’s bush league”…well this is the bush league. it’s single-A ball. Remember that Harper wouldn’t have even graduated high school til next week or so if he hadn’t gotten his GED.
    He’ll learn his lesson and eventually make it the bigs, hopefully without this kinda BS. Just don’t blow it out of proportion. It only made espn because it was Bryce Harper.
    I for one, look forward to a Nats-Phillies rivalry, and from the looks of their youth and their apparent willingness to spend money, it’s coming.

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