Terry Collins Loses His Shit

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Terry Collins is mad as hell, and, apparently, he’s not going to take it anymore. Of course, other than one chunky Irish-Latino mutt from Queens, I’m fairly certain no Mets fans opened their windows and joined in Collins’ refrain.

After yet another loss, their eighth in 11 games, Collins post-game ranted. Ohh yeah!!!

Here is the full transcript via Matt Cerrone of Mets Blog:

“I don’t know how to describe (the 7th inning). I’m sick of trying to describe 7th innings. I’ll tell you what, Andrew McCutchen plays the game right. That son of a bitch runs down there 3.9, 4 flat, and you better catch it and execute it. He gets a ground ball to third base and beats it out. That’s how you play, and that’s how we’ve got to start playing. 

I’m running out of ideas here. You know, do we play hard? Absolutely. That’s not the issue. The issue is not effort. It’s about execution. We need to add on points when we get the lead. I’m not looking for home runs. I’m looking for quality at bats. We can’t make careless mistakes, but we do. We give up at bats. We can’t do that. We don’t have that kind of team. 

Make no mistake about it, I truly believe in the players we have. I don’t care where they started the season. I don’t care. I don’t care who were All Stars, who weren’t All Stars, this is a team thing; it’s not one guy, it’s not two guys; it’s a team thing. I sit up here every night trying to figure out what can we do to get us over the top. Should we hit and run more? Well, who do you have up there? You have guys up there you shouldn’t hit and run with. Should we bunt more? Well, if we don’t get bunts down, then you’re putting them in situations to fail. Guys are pitching good, but we get in situations where when guys need to make a pitch they don’t make the pitch. I don’t have the answers. I’m searching. I’m ringing the rag dry, coming in here, having to look at you guys looking at me like I’m a stinking fool. I told these guys, ‘We’re good enough, but we have to play the game right.’ We just can’t continue to make foolish mistakes. They’re big-league players. They should be able to do it. They should be able to do it. I don’t know if it’s not anticipating the play. I’m not in their minds. But, it’s how you play the game. This is a team thing. And, I’m not just pointing the finger at the players. I told the coaches, ‘We’ve got to do a better job, we’ve got to take responsibility for this.’ I’m the manager. It comes back on my shoulders. 

In that 7th inning, those were my players I put out there, who I believe in. So, therefore, maybe I need to make some adjustments. And, by God, they’ll be made. I don’t know it comes with finding different players. But, they’ll be made. Something’s going to be changing.” 

 

I give it one week until he threatens his own life in a post-game presser… or just gets shot by Fred Wilpon. 

The audio of the rant is after the jump.

The Mets: America’s car accident.

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4 Responses

  1. lolMets,lolMets,lolMets,lolMets,lolMets,lolMets,lolMets,lolMets,lolMets,lolMets,lolMets,lolMets,lolMets,lolMets,lolMets – This is awesome.

  2. Um, hey skipper! They can’t fire the *players*, but they can fire the manager. Careful what you ask for.
    Gotta love the Mets.

  3. Yo, Andy! After reading that rant, I’m convinced Collins will suffer an anuerysm and wind up in a coma before Fred Wilpon gets around to firing him. That guy just plain won’t last unless he tones it down or discovers decaf. But hey, that’s life with the Mess. I’m lovin’ it!

  4. I actually think that this shows what i call the NY effect. and it is one of the reasons that i HATE NYC. Its there in the people that are from there, its there in the people that still live there, its in ALL the major sports teams. They all just think that they can get by on reputation. They are people/teams that try to get by b/c of where they are from not by what they do. They are the total opposite of Philly and is one of the reasons that i think just about everyone in philly area hates new york. Our town is a gritty, get down and dirty to get it done kind of place. Best represented at the current time by CHASE UTLEY. Never taking anything for granted. Unlike NY where they think they will have another opportunity cause they are “the big apple”. show effor when they feel like it or when its convinient. All the time thinking “oh well i still get paid”. This is best represented by Jose Reyes, in my opinion. Total night and day between these two cities and the people that live there!

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