Since we are interested in everything Hunter Pence…
Now, you might be wondering: was that Cliff Lee's condo? No, it was not. Pence never moved in with Lee, despite telling an ESPN reporter that would be the arrangement. It was an option, but a few sources tell me he's living at a condo in Philly… with his parents (for now). Not quite as awesome. [UPDATE: It was brought to my attention that this was also mentioned by Ryan Lawrence here.]
Well, at least he still has the bacon…
Also (thanks to Tim for sending), he melts faces: [ESPN]
And bench coach Pete Mackanin reports, after a week of watching Pence's ferocious hacks at the plate, he kiddingly told Pence he should try blooping in a hit once in a while. To which Pence replied: "Pete, I don't do that. I melt faces."
T-shirt?
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It’s like he’s 15. He can’t cook & lives with his parents. I wonder if he has a hiding place where he takes chicks to dry hump & makeout.
hahaha Let’s go eat ftw
The way that I read it his parents picked out and set up his condo. I don’t think that he’s living with them?
Jesus, there will be some sort of “bacon alarm” t-shirt before I get back from lunch. This man wakes up in the morning and pisses memes.
If he thinks burnt bacon is delishius, LGE-HP3 should try some http://www.europeancuisines.com/Crubeens-Cruibini-Crunchy-Pigs-Feet-Trotters
And if my ma was there, I’d be making her cooking the bacon. That’s what they’re for.
YES! MELT FACES FTW!!
-melted_FACE_-
IT’s 1:44pm. Did the meme jump the shark yet?
get on the t-shirt creation @PhillyPhaithful
And I love LGE-HP3, but is “melting faces” = “swinging at a pitch that brings in a game-tying walked-in run”? That pitch looked like it was way outside even before Collmentor released it. I agree that the Phillies had really lost the game in the 9th (perhaps not if they at least had a visit to the mound after Doc allowed the first 2 hits), but their offensive push got nipped in the bud after that bases loaded opportunity fizzled.
Well, I’m glad HP3 didn’t burn the bacon. I would’ve lost all respect for him if he ruined my favorite food. Let’s go eat!
Twitter has got to be the first sign of the apocalypse. I’m as big a phan as the next person, but if you’re gonna tell everyone ALL THIS SHIT day after day, it’s gonna get tiresome REALLY quick. I seriously don’t give a damn how his bacon turns out (well maybe figuratively, but not literally)…
He melts faces, he burns bacon, pence is red hot with the phils.
Haha Jesus this guy is a meme machine. Fucking LOVE him.
I was delicious.
Have bacon, will hit
Hunter Pence’s Bacon = http://blog.media-freaks.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/03/Best-iPhone-Apps-for-Kids1.jpg
Magically Delicious!
Krikey, that original Leprechaun on the left looks creepy. It must have been the inspiration for this guy http://www.fearnet.com/fearnetImages/imyD4rxULqnpbfV8a5xq3sYw==.jpg who scared a much younger and frumpier Jennifer Aniston into getting some work done on her face so that she’d catch a break in a couple of years soonafter with Friends. Apparently she also was fatter before Rachel because when she was very younger and very unknown (and very not blond), she was a spokesperson for one of those diet brands who appeared on Howard Stern to plug the diet:
* http://www.usmagazine.com/celebritynews/news/jen-aniston-age-20-flirted-with-howard-stern-in-lost-1989-clip-201061
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