Oh boy. Wayne Simmonds just can’t stay out of the news. The guy who threw a banana at him in London, Ontario last week was arrested today.
Christopher Moorhouse, a 26-year-old from London, has been charged with “engaged in a prohibited activity on a premises under the trespass to property act.”
Oh Cananda, you and your silly sounding crimes.
From 980 AM radio in Canada, here is police chief Brad Duncan:
"Mr.Moorhouse has been served with a part three summons, and if convicted of this offence – could be liable to a fine of not more than $2,000. This is a provincial offence and not a criminal charge, and will be dealt with in the provincial offenses court."
"This incident affected, not only our local community, it was across the national and international plain – and obviously individuals have very strong feelings about what occurred and I just wanted to indicate this individual has expressed remorse, notwithstanding the actions that he undertook, but we don't want individuals to go beyond what the court will do in terms of the penalty. I've heard the term vigilantism," he said.
Crappy tan, askew wedding party tie, sunglasses-at-night, fratty let’s get rip-roarin’ drunk and rock this dance floor pose– check, check, and triple fucking check. This is exactly what one might have expected a Canadian banana tosser to look like. Or this.
Moorhouse will not be charged with a hate crime, according to Duncan. AM 980 has audio of the police chief.
via Puck Daddy
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He looks like he goes to Nova. What a tool.
Kinda looks like Kyle Scott….
LOL, whadda fag.
/snark
his defense can be that he threw fruit at a gay-basher
Popped collar…familiar look?
I thought Kris Versteeg was in Florida
“This is exactly what one might have expected a Canadian banana tosser to look like. Or this http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_A2R0VO4AxQk/SSLxlNbH23I/AAAAAAAADRU/cTwWDL7vlAU/s400/mario+red.JPG .”
Or this:
http://www.displaystatues.com/images/lg2fibpolit1813.jpg
his face looks like it would be fun to punch
Looks like sean avery’s life partner!
Hahahahah he looks like he “tosses the salad” more than he tosses the banana:
In relation to:
Looks like he rams bananas up Avery’s ass
Yeah, he looks just like a smacked ass.
he look lyke he take it up da booty…all homo
Sunglasses indoors and popped collar, my man is clearly a winner
Like Pauly Walnuts would say “looks like a banana smuggler of the first magnitude”. Whers the hell is GLAAD’S apology to Wayne Simmonds for believing Sean Avery’s story at “sticky” face value! buncha racist faggots!
Looks like Kyle Scott’s Twitter pic.
“let’s get rip-roarin’ drunk and rock this dance floor pose”
Sounds like Kyle Scott’s inner monologue on a daily basis
“I thought Kris Versteeg was in Florida
Posted by: Johndeere090 | September 28, 2011 at 02:11 PM”
You beat me to it 🙁
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