So This is Michael Schwimer’s Girlfriend

Kyle Scott - September 14, 2011

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Say buckets, Michael. Say buckets.

Her name is Missy Coles and she is a female bodybuilder. That's not really my cup of tea… but I think Schwim is doing just fine for himself. To confirm this isn't some sort of Mayberry-esque fantasy, we checked her Twitter (@MissyColesFit) to be sure:

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Yep, yep- she's real.

We’ve included a few additional pictures after the jump… ya know, just so you can get a better look.

 

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There are a lot more on her Facebook page.

34 Comments

  • iwj514 September 14, 2011 at 5:18 pm

    Your site literally is the only place I can simultaneously masterbate and catch up on sports news… your like Google… bringing all the areas of the internet in my life together.

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  • tim September 14, 2011 at 5:23 pm

    wow

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  • jill September 14, 2011 at 5:24 pm

    1 m in Schwimer.

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  • Finch September 14, 2011 at 5:37 pm

    Wow! As John Mayberry, Jr. would put it, I’d fap to that fish!

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  • Eric September 14, 2011 at 5:51 pm

    Holy shit

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  • Klaus September 14, 2011 at 5:55 pm

    She may be real, but her breasts are not.

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  • Bill September 14, 2011 at 6:00 pm

    She is seven years older than he is too.Cougar?

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  • willy September 14, 2011 at 6:28 pm

    @Klaus WHO CARES! She is smoking!

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  • blammo September 14, 2011 at 6:37 pm

    Mayberry sees this, pops in Pirates of the Caribbean, and cries himself to sleep.

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  • Joe September 14, 2011 at 7:33 pm

    Her tits look strong

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  • Zaahida September 14, 2011 at 7:37 pm

    Jeez louise, does EVERY girl have a bigger ass than I do? You could stick a lump of coal in there and get a diamond! O____O

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  • Michael Saunders September 14, 2011 at 8:11 pm

    I would love to finger her with my dick

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  • Dwayne September 14, 2011 at 9:25 pm

    face has some miles on it but the body makes up for it

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  • CTNash September 14, 2011 at 9:42 pm

    I’d put my bat in her upper deck. See what I just did there?

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  • saucy sailor September 14, 2011 at 10:51 pm

    this girl would hurt me and id like it

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  • Bill September 14, 2011 at 10:52 pm

    Yeah her face is beat…looks way older than 32.You could put a baseball between those breasts, bad surgery IMO.That look doesn’t do it for me. Kind of looks like a transvesdike….

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  • Dan Theman September 14, 2011 at 11:36 pm

    @Joe…couldn’t have said it better. Strong indeed!

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  • k-woww September 14, 2011 at 11:46 pm

    schwimmer your girlfriend….WOOF!

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  • Duke September 15, 2011 at 12:46 am

    You could drive a truck through the gap in the 3rd picture! Thanks for posting this CB – I just released the schwimmers!

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  • Wayne September 15, 2011 at 6:24 am

    Looks like a witch but body is sick yo

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  • ThePhillyFlash September 15, 2011 at 7:16 am

    Some guys have all the luck. I am so jelly!

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  • Nick Poupchuck, Jr. September 15, 2011 at 7:53 am

    I’d whack that

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  • Twilley September 15, 2011 at 8:21 am

    I used to bang chicks like that 10 years ago

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  • Bob Stewart September 15, 2011 at 8:24 am

    Looks like she’s been slapping on the Excel 2000 tanning excelerator

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  • TR September 15, 2011 at 8:41 am

    the picture of her in the pink corset and the one below that look like 2 different people. last pic is somewhat freightening

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  • Dwayne September 15, 2011 at 8:56 am

    @Zaahida we will need visual evidence to make that comparison. if you dont mind forwarding a pic or two or three to kyle of your booty and the rest of your parts we will be happy to give you and unbiased opinion of your “goods”

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  • Kenny Junod September 15, 2011 at 9:00 am

    I would eat the muffins out of her AH

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  • MM September 15, 2011 at 9:07 am

    First of all, what Dwayne said. Secondly poor Schwimmer it’s all downhill from here.

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  • Defenestrate Wheels September 15, 2011 at 10:01 am

    She needs her candle lit and ima wax that

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  • TheDream September 15, 2011 at 10:20 am

    Disgusting.

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  • Doug September 15, 2011 at 1:01 pm

    Schwimer hates Kyle hahahaha

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  • Joe September 16, 2011 at 12:37 pm

    Harry Mayes from 97.5 The Fanatic just mentioned crossing broad and this post on his show.

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  • Jeff September 17, 2011 at 8:14 am

    http://contest.bodybuilding.com/gallery/contest/18292/event/6/division/18/contestant/168591/mode/jim/
    Here is her pics from the Olympia Bikini contest in Vegas yesterday..She did not even place…Notice the huge pimple on her chest…Her face really looks beat in these photos.

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  • Jerry August 2, 2013 at 5:01 pm

    Looks like she could rip your dick right the fuck OFF! Best to avoid.

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