So This is Michael Schwimer’s Girlfriend

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Say buckets, Michael. Say buckets.

Her name is Missy Coles and she is a female bodybuilder. That's not really my cup of tea… but I think Schwim is doing just fine for himself. To confirm this isn't some sort of Mayberry-esque fantasy, we checked her Twitter (@MissyColesFit) to be sure:

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Yep, yep- she's real.

We’ve included a few additional pictures after the jump… ya know, just so you can get a better look.


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There are a lot more on her Facebook page.


34 Responses

  1. Your site literally is the only place I can simultaneously masterbate and catch up on sports news… your like Google… bringing all the areas of the internet in my life together.

  2. Jeez louise, does EVERY girl have a bigger ass than I do? You could stick a lump of coal in there and get a diamond! O____O

  3. Yeah her face is beat…looks way older than 32.You could put a baseball between those breasts, bad surgery IMO.That look doesn’t do it for me. Kind of looks like a transvesdike….

  4. You could drive a truck through the gap in the 3rd picture! Thanks for posting this CB – I just released the schwimmers!

  5. the picture of her in the pink corset and the one below that look like 2 different people. last pic is somewhat freightening

  6. @Zaahida we will need visual evidence to make that comparison. if you dont mind forwarding a pic or two or three to kyle of your booty and the rest of your parts we will be happy to give you and unbiased opinion of your “goods”

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