From the not-shocking division, the AP is reporting that Joe Pa will retire at the end of the season, and he will make an announcement later today. From their report:
Penn State football coach Joe Paterno has decided to retire at the end of the season, according to a person familiar with the decision.
The person, who spoke to The Associated Press on the condition of anonymity because the decision has yet to be announced, said Paterno will announce his retirement later Wednesday.
No further details given.