Ladies and gentlemen, Hunter Pence:
That link lands on this eBay posting, which includes the above (and below) pictures. And this description:
100% of the money raised from this auction will be donated to the Christmas Food Drive at The Cypress Assistance Ministries. Located in Cypress (Houston), Texas
The winner of this auction and up to 3 others will have lunch (30 to 45 minutes) with Hunter Pence on December 16th at 1:30pm at their choice of Chick-fil-A at Copperfield 8440 Hwy 6, Houston Texas 77095 or Chick-fil-A at Cy-Fair 12325 FM 1960 West Houston, Texas 77065.
Lunch will consist of one Combo Meal per person and a dessert of your choice. Each guest may bring two items for Hunter Pence to autograph.
Neither Hunter Pence nor Chick-fil-A are not responsible for transportation to or from the lunch. Bring you cameras for pictures with Hunter and the Cow.
30 to 45 minutes? Jeez, don’t get indigestion.
Anyway, if you happen to be in Houston on December 16th, might be worth taking a shot at this. No word on if the cow will be signing your (milk) jugs, but word is she does appreciate a healthy tug every once in a while. It's all for a good cause…