Uh oh! It’s a blondes vs. brunettes post.
The girlfriend of Michael Schwimer – one M, as he once pointed out to us – Missy Coles, finished eighth at the World Bikini Championships this weekend.
As you may or may not know, Coles is a female body builder and model. Our friends over at Busted Coverage were kind enough to put together a photo gallery of the competition and other select photos of Coles wearing next to nothing.
Schwimm was a proud boyfriend:
So u know how there is a players wives/girlfriends section… im currently sitting in the bodybuilding boyfriend section #rolereversal
— michael schwimer (@mschwimer) December 10, 2011
Meanwhile, in long snapper news, our friend Julie Dorenbos, the wife of Jon Dorenbos, will be featured in Preston and Steve’s recently released 2012 Totally Office Calendar. The above picture isn’t from the calendar – it's from Julie's Twitter (@Julie Dorenbos), but we thought you might enjoy it anyway.
You can pick up a calendar here. Full disclosure: Not an ad, just a public service announcement.
[Related: Photos of Schwimer's Bodybuilding Girlfriend]
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The magic man out kicked his coverage w that 1. God Bless him. Schwimer’s chick is a but-her-face
God Preston And Steve are the gayest
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shit anybody want to join me at the next magic class??? talk about overachieving
“Schwimer’s chick is a but-her-face”
buddy that’s probably hotter than you’ll ever get. why don’t you go fap to one guy one glass jar again.
Fergie is a butterface, that chick is far from it. Especially for a coug. Plus you can tell from looking at her that she’s probably constantly cranking out Kegel reps every time she’s just sitting around, so +1 there too.
Also, insert random Dorenbos/make it disappear magic trick pun here.
How did that ugly no talent jew get that hot couger???
I’d eat the corn outta Julie’s shit
ashley piccone is also in the office calander that girl is such a smutt bag
I’d eat the muffins out of the magic mans wife Julie’s asshole
Julie is a class act
Julie Dorenbos is WAY hotter than Schwimer’s girl… hands down.
I’m not saying anything bad about Schwimer’s girl… she is in great shape, but I have never really liked the muscle-chick type… something about a female being manlier than me that I don’t like. Wall me sexist, but women should be “soft”… not sculpted from steel.
Type… That was supposed to say *Call me sexist*
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