Very Important News: Michael Schwimer’s Girlfriend Finishes Eighth in Bikini Contest, Julie Dorenbos in Preston and Steve Calendar

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Uh oh! It’s a blondes vs. brunettes post. 

The girlfriend of Michael Schwimer – one M, as he once pointed out to us – Missy Coles, finished eighth at the World Bikini Championships this weekend. 

As you may or may not know, Coles is a female body builder and model. Our friends over at Busted Coverage were kind enough to put together a photo gallery of the competition and other select photos of Coles wearing next to nothing. 

Schwimm was a proud boyfriend:

 

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Meanwhile, in long snapper news, our friend Julie Dorenbos, the wife of Jon Dorenbos, will be featured in Preston and Steve’s recently released 2012 Totally Office Calendar. The above picture isn’t from the calendar – it's from Julie's Twitter (@Julie Dorenbos), but we thought you might enjoy it anyway.

You can pick up a calendar here. Full disclosure: Not an ad, just a public service announcement.

[Related: Photos of Schwimer's Bodybuilding Girlfriend]

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16 Comments

  • Steng December 13, 2011 at 3:19 pm

    The magic man out kicked his coverage w that 1. God Bless him. Schwimer’s chick is a but-her-face

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  • Beez Nutz December 13, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    God Preston And Steve are the gayest
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  • Captain Jack December 13, 2011 at 4:53 pm

    Blowdryer

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  • Dwayne December 13, 2011 at 5:16 pm

    shit anybody want to join me at the next magic class??? talk about overachieving

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  • random internet hater December 13, 2011 at 5:25 pm

    “Schwimer’s chick is a but-her-face”
    buddy that’s probably hotter than you’ll ever get. why don’t you go fap to one guy one glass jar again.

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  • matt December 13, 2011 at 7:04 pm

    Fergie is a butterface, that chick is far from it. Especially for a coug. Plus you can tell from looking at her that she’s probably constantly cranking out Kegel reps every time she’s just sitting around, so +1 there too.
    Also, insert random Dorenbos/make it disappear magic trick pun here.

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  • Von Hayes December 13, 2011 at 7:58 pm

    How did that ugly no talent jew get that hot couger???

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    I’d eat the corn outta Julie’s shit

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  • kyle "the turd" December 13, 2011 at 8:43 pm

    ashley piccone is also in the office calander that girl is such a smutt bag

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  • Twilly December 13, 2011 at 8:48 pm

    I’d eat the muffins out of the magic mans wife Julie’s asshole

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  • Shaun Young December 13, 2011 at 10:11 pm

    Julie is a class act

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  • Mike December 14, 2011 at 11:32 am

    Julie Dorenbos is WAY hotter than Schwimer’s girl… hands down.
    I’m not saying anything bad about Schwimer’s girl… she is in great shape, but I have never really liked the muscle-chick type… something about a female being manlier than me that I don’t like. Wall me sexist, but women should be “soft”… not sculpted from steel.

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  • Mike December 14, 2011 at 11:33 am

    Type… That was supposed to say *Call me sexist*

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