Here’s a Picture of DeSean Jackson and a Stripper Taken at Around 6 AM (EST) Today

Kyle Scott - January 10, 2012

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Screen Shot 2012-01-10 at 12.32.02 PM

Ew.

Here's more from the Twitter profile of (@HeavenKODDiva), who most likely pisses a much different hue of excellence than what is sprayed on the mound by Cliff Lee every fifth night at CBP:

I PISS EXCELLENCE..SELF MADE B.I.T.C.H..PROUD MOMMY..R.I.P DAD & CHAD…ONE OF KING OF DIAMONDS POLE RYDER

 

Nice.

D-Jac was rumored to be with Mya, so we’ll let you interpret this follow-up Tweet any way you want: 

Screen Shot 2012-01-10 at 12.33.41 PM

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BTW– the next picture in Heaven Diva's gallery is a very NSFW image of an ass… just in case you were wondering, or wanted to yank your spacha during your lunch break, which presumably lasts longer than 20 seconds.

via Busted Coverage, thanks to reader Joe

54 Comments

  • Deezy January 10, 2012 at 12:51 pm

    Finkle is Einhorn.

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  • MPP January 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    that vajomach is a work in progress i see

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  • Ed Snider's Wine January 10, 2012 at 1:03 pm

    did he make sure he doesn’t have a dick
    because she looks like she might have a dick

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  • Mike January 10, 2012 at 1:04 pm

    What a skank!

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  • Ron Hipple January 10, 2012 at 1:05 pm

    D Jax is a POS

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  • Jason January 10, 2012 at 1:06 pm

    Yeah she definitely looks like a dude.

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  • steve January 10, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    Her stomach is bigger than her tits

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  • Cut me Mick January 10, 2012 at 1:13 pm

    It’s kind of bad that she spelled his name wrong. Bad spelling gives strippers a bad name. However, I bet she can take a hit better than Desean. It’s time to pay da man, he gotta make it rain!

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  • JC January 10, 2012 at 1:15 pm

    Is that a tape measure bra? Rich.

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  • matt January 10, 2012 at 1:25 pm

    If I was a famous athlete taking pics with strippers I’m pretty sure I’d at least make sure they were hot and without question female. Stay classy DeSean, still waiting for your first gun/pot charge to make headlines gangsta.

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  • D Jaxxxx January 10, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    notice my dodgers hat yall??? wessss coasssss yall!!!!!!!!!

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  • J.T. January 10, 2012 at 1:27 pm

    If someone has to clobber the kleenex to that picture of that ass… well, they just haven’t known the interwebz that long.

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  • DJ Tonka January 10, 2012 at 1:32 pm

    That’s a phat chain he’s rocking

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  • Hopdevil January 10, 2012 at 1:37 pm

    Is that a baby bump?

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  • Adam January 10, 2012 at 1:39 pm

    Hate this guy… take this shit somewhere else

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  • TNB January 10, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    Stereotyping really worked out for me this time. Just looking at that skank I assumed she had a kid, way more tattoos and knew at least one person who had been murdered. A quick glance at her Twitter page confirmed all 3. I’m sure if you keep going she’ll mention she’s saving up for a new grille somewhere.

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  • Don M January 10, 2012 at 1:41 pm

    He should sell that ugly ass necklace, for some balls to catch passes with defenders around. I bet the dude next to him in this pic has some huge balls

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  • Scrooge McEagle January 10, 2012 at 1:43 pm

    if your stomach stick out farther than your tits i cant holla at you

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  • R.U. Amanbitch January 10, 2012 at 1:45 pm

    PHOTOSHOP CONTEST
    That is all.

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  • Michael Barkann January 10, 2012 at 1:57 pm

    Is that Marcus Hayes. I think that’s Marcus Hayes.

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  • Bill January 10, 2012 at 2:00 pm

    You see that roast beef/vagina hanging low on her Twitter page? I’m thinking Arby’s, lol

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  • block that kick January 10, 2012 at 2:03 pm

    once he gets that new contract – it’ll be white skanks only
    what a shame he gotsta be banging hood rats

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  • Andy Reid January 10, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    Did someone say Roast Beef?
    Time is yours.

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  • David Duke January 10, 2012 at 2:12 pm

    Thug life yo

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  • that guy January 10, 2012 at 2:15 pm

    TNB spot on.
    This is why I only hang out with other white people, and do not watch MTV.

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  • Frankie Levens January 10, 2012 at 2:26 pm

    hope he didn’t pay for that thing

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  • Negrodomus January 10, 2012 at 2:51 pm

    Nappy headed hoe

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  • Muscles January 10, 2012 at 2:56 pm

    what like this?
    http://i.imgur.com/6cgtn.jpg

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  • Tony_Wiltshire January 10, 2012 at 2:58 pm

    If anyone doesn’t understand the Tebow hype this picture pretty much explains it.

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  • @KingofBlueBell January 10, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    Check that! Chris Evert!

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  • Craig January 10, 2012 at 3:11 pm

    Those of you claiming “Deshawn” doesn’t do things for the community need to look no further than this picture. He is clearly supporting Philadelphia Pride Week by posing with this lovely tranny. You won’t be able to see the tattoos when the transexual wears his business suit.

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  • TCR January 10, 2012 at 3:28 pm

    at least she’s black …

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  • Saunders January 10, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    She look like she been run over by a car

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  • Tyson January 10, 2012 at 3:41 pm

    Ew indeed. She could definitely do way better.

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  • Philthy phrank January 10, 2012 at 3:52 pm

    This is living proof as to why DeSean needs to get paid. I wouldn’t be able to concentrate either if this is how I had to get some stank on my hang down. GOOD GOD!

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  • Dirty uncle Ben January 10, 2012 at 3:53 pm

    So disgusting. And she is nothing to look at either…

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  • Ken Junod January 10, 2012 at 3:56 pm

    I’d whack that

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  • Frannie January 10, 2012 at 4:05 pm

    This picture is an advert to NOT go to that strip club.

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  • Mooki Lil Moomoo Jalawaban-Fatah IX January 10, 2012 at 4:26 pm

    I thought Miami had hotter strippers… Guess the classier joints wouldn’t accept Rosenhaus’ credit card without ID.

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  • John Boloris January 10, 2012 at 4:40 pm

    James Thrash would never do this

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  • ThePhillyFlash January 10, 2012 at 4:52 pm

    BLECH! I’ve seen better looking women in comic books. I for one pity DeSean and his horrendous lack of good taste.

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  • matt January 10, 2012 at 5:38 pm

    She wears underwear with dickholes in them

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  • Ron January 10, 2012 at 6:09 pm

    She pisses so much excellence that it burns! #STD

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  • humangous_bryz January 10, 2012 at 6:20 pm

    she posted a screen shot of this on her twitter. Of course, the caption had the wrong form of “your” in it.

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  • SuckItTrebek January 10, 2012 at 7:24 pm

    In her gallery on twitter gallery, she has a picture of her and DMX….I betcha’ he gave it to her…

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  • SuckItTrebek January 10, 2012 at 7:25 pm

    I know, I know. I said Gallery twice. Grammar blows dicks.

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  • MsEaglesAllDay January 10, 2012 at 7:34 pm

    I feel like I should say something, but the words escape me.

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  • tfor3 January 10, 2012 at 7:51 pm

    Can’t imagine caring. He should do better though

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  • Jonny January 10, 2012 at 8:53 pm

    Kyle, one day I’m going to punch you in the arm hard, twice, for linking Heaven Divas gallery. I’d rather put my Johnson in a bucket of blue claw crabs. Jackson is filthy, straight up. He needs to go. We can’t have eagles players that hang out at the city pounds looking for a good time. That’s a pit bull right there.

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  • Mike H January 10, 2012 at 9:41 pm

    What bothers me the most about this picture is not her gut, weave, face piercings, prison tats or walmart swimsuit, but D Jackson wearing a fucking DODGERS hat!

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  • scarred January 10, 2012 at 10:26 pm

    Oh god why did I look at the rest of her pics. Don’t say I didn’t warn you.

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  • BB January 11, 2012 at 9:49 am

    Anyone else check the pic in her gallery of her fur-burger?

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  • Dan Griffoni January 11, 2012 at 1:08 pm

    I’d like to lick her cookie! (For real)

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  • Fairmount Rock January 14, 2012 at 3:47 pm

    Andy has to put him in a better position

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