Jonathan Papelbon Selling His $3.1 Million Boston Condo

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You would think that with $50,000,058 you could retain ownership of multiple properties, especially ones that are ridiculous Boston penthouses. But no, Jonathan Papelbon is selling his insane Boston pad, which, yes, does feature a Fenway theme.

From the listing:

Master Bathroom, Range, Dishwasher, Disposal, Microwave, Refrigerator, Washer, Dryer, Vent Hood, Flooring — Wood, Marble, Stone / Slate, Hot Water — Natural Gas., Cable Available, Intercom, Sauna/Steam/Hot Tub, Security System, Wetbar, Utility Connection(s) — for Gas Range, for Gas Dryer, Washer Hookup, Icemaker Connection;, 2 Cooling Zone(s), 2 Heat Zone(s)


Nice. Full photo gallery here. Yes, it is a slow Friday afternoon. Thanks for asking.

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18 Responses

  1. Okay yeah, you pitched in the World Series, but putting your likeness on a rug in your kid’s room? Still ridiculous overkill. And just giving him a target to stomp on/piss all over when you send him to his room without dessert.

  2. And if you guys had Papelbon’s money, you’d all decorate your places in the same way! Get real! Meanwhile, I think the place looks cool!

  3. Wow. Must have walked past that place dozens of times when I lived up there. Never would have known, they all look the same outside.

  4. Get real Philly Flash? Your taste sux if you think that’s a nice place.
    It wouldn’t look like that even with the money I have now.

  5. Nice little pad but Center City makes downtown Boston look like a suburb. Much better city views and lifestyle in Center City. Ive lived in both cities.

  6. Anyone else ever covertly rub/scratch their balls in a public setting and then wait quietly for an opportune time to sniff your fingers?

  7. @Haste, Yes, all of the time. I do it all the time at work. Sometimes I wish my-coworkers would sniff my fingers.

  8. @real iron balls,
    You couldn’t afford to take a $hit in this place, let alone but it. You are probably a cheap skate.
    Love your nemesis,
    Hairy Balls

  9. Next time you talk shit, use spell check. This deadbeat probably lives in his parents basement with his mutant brother and hairy nose & ear mentor, jerking each other off

  10. Laddie, you have to ask why? Perhaps he now hates Boston as much as us and can’t wait to be away from it along with any geograffic connections.
    He’s better off anyway staying in the team hotel during interleague play—forget the WS, I don’t see Beantown facing the Phils in one soon hahahaha—rather than keeping a crashpad.

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