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You would think that with $50,000,058 you could retain ownership of multiple properties, especially ones that are ridiculous Boston penthouses. But no, Jonathan Papelbon is selling his insane Boston pad, which, yes, does feature a Fenway theme.

From the listing:

Master Bathroom, Range, Dishwasher, Disposal, Microwave, Refrigerator, Washer, Dryer, Vent Hood, Flooring — Wood, Marble, Stone / Slate, Hot Water — Natural Gas., Cable Available, Intercom, Sauna/Steam/Hot Tub, Security System, Wetbar, Utility Connection(s) — for Gas Range, for Gas Dryer, Washer Hookup, Icemaker Connection;, 2 Cooling Zone(s), 2 Heat Zone(s)


Nice. Full photo gallery here. Yes, it is a slow Friday afternoon. Thanks for asking.